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In the year of our Lord 1123, men
were brave and valiant.
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Witches and Enchanters
ruled the deep forests.
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They fought each other with spells,
magic formulas and antidotes.
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Godfrey, Count of Montmirail, who
returned from war in service
of King Louis VI known as “the Fat”
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with his squire Jacquouille la Fripouille,
was eager to meet his bride,
the sweet Frénégonde.
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Bewitched along the way by a terrible witch,
he took the Duke of Puglia, his future father-in-law,
for a bear, and killed it with an arrow to the forehead.
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Dad !
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Despairing at not being able to marry his bride,
Godfrey went to consult the great enchanter, Eusaebius.
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The enchanter wanted to use the corridors
time to bring back Godfrey
a few minutes before the tragedy.
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The enchanter chirped. The two Middle Ages
found themselves suddenly plunged into the 20th century.
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They're sick!
They're sick!
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Mom, there are tramps in the living room!
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Godfrey had the pleasure of meeting there
his descendant, Béatrice de Montmirail.
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Married to a dentist, she took Godfrey
for his cousin Hubert, who had the big
prominent nose of his ancestor.
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As for Jacques-Henri Jacquard,
the descendant of Jacquiouille, he refuses
any kinship with such a rustic guy.
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Jacquouille and Godefroy meet
of Ginette, a homeless person today who
thinks they're stuntmen.
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Remembering that Jacquouille
and Ginette wanted to get married,
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Béatrice concludes that Ginette
also came from the Middle Ages.
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Before returning to his time,
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Godfrey was forced to lock himself in a
forget the Quartermaster Gibon,
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by making him take a sleeping pill.
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Then Montmirail narrowly returns to
prevent the death of the Duke, his father-in-law.
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But Jacquiouille made a huge blunder.
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He stole the Duke's jewels in the Middle Ages
and hid them in the cache
secret of a statue.
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By recovering them in modern times,
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keeping them with him,
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and by forcing his descendant Jacquard
to return there to his place with the jacket
that Ginette made him buy,
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he unknowingly prevented himself from
close the corridors of time.
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Move aside, my dear!
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Cousin Hubert!
What is this charade?
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What the hell is this binz?!
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Sir!
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Jacquouille does not obey your orders.
He was spinning!
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Let me bring him back and him
rub the purses!
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Leave, my Ganelon, he is everything
to the joy of finding our lands again.
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Let him get drunk at the tavern.
He will come back soon.
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No network!
Well done! Thank you, Itinéris!
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But damn,
It’s freezing cold!
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[Spin the wool,] spin the wool,
Of my sheep, dondaine.
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Sew mittens, sew mittens
For beautiful captains.
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Unwind cattails and cattails,
Light candles.
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Bistaille charms and strips...
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My daughter, your marriage with
Count Godfrey will not take place,
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because his subjects are thieves.
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They stole my jewelry!
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- How is this possible?
- I had my jewelry on me
while I chased my little girl,
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And back in this castle, everything had
disappeared as if by magic!
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- Someone put a spell on me!
- Don't worry, lord duke.
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I'm going to have it investigated and,
if there is a thief within my walls,
he will be hung high and short!
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- Among these jewels was a holy relic,
set with sapphires and rubies.
- The lace of Sainte Rolande.
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The only remains of the body of the Saint,
devoured by lions in Rome in front of Caesar.
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This relic brings good fertility.
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Woe to a girl from Puglia if she does not wear
not this relic on his wedding day,
because then her marriage would be sterile!
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Am I the one who will find the Holy Relic,
even if I had to go looking for her right up to the gates of hell!
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- I have faith in you, my beloved.
- And me in you, my dear.
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The jewelry and relics will be found
by the next moon, or I will wash
this bloody affront!
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Plague of your country and its flowing winds,
we are approaching August, and it feels like
already at Mid-Lent!
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Are you sick, father?!
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Sir Count!
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- What are you doing here, Eusaebius?
- Did you return to the castle safe and sound from the terrible journey?
- Certainly.
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And your squire came home too?
Is everything back to normal?
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He drinks at the tavern and meanwhile
we robbed the Duke's jewelry store.
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I can't see anything in my balls anymore.
My stills fuse and whistle.
I'm scared!
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Yes, leave us. I will send you a message
when I need your services.
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It's as if the corridors of time
were not closed!
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But… what are these doggies?
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No, no, nice guys, grandpas!
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They look like wolves.
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It’s not God possible!
It's wolves!
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Damn, there are wolves in
the woods of Montmirail, now!
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Mind-blowing!
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Hello, hello, sir. It should be warned
the gendarmerie, because I encountered wolves
and a bear in the Montmirail woods.
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They had to escape from the Amar circus, it's shocking!
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Look at me, man!
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- Oh the cow! What breath, it's pestilential, my poor thing
old man, you're pushing back from the neck, it looks like a sewer!
- It looks like... a bastard Jacquouille!
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He is too polite to be a Jacquouille.
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He must have seduced an Ostrogothic princess.
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Because he is very well dressed.
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He is very cute!
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Let me go!
Take off your big hairy paws, you stinker!
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Mortecouille! Get it! Get it!
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Move aside, you shitbags!
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Stop him!
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If he flees, it's because he knows he's guilty.
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But you hurt me!
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Morons!
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- Let me go!
- Brother inquisitor, see that!
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But what are all these monks?
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Listen, you, the great master or, or the great sachem.
If you let me go now...I won't report you
at the police station. Call me a taxi and we'll part ways, good friends.
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Confess your fault and you will die in the peace of Christ!
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Look, inquisitive brother.
A little catapult!
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Back, everyone!
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No, it's not mine!
They drugged me, they put this jacket on me
filthy woman who is full of bullshit!
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- At the stake! The fire will purify him!
- But it's just a joke,
it's not mine. It's Jacquouille's.
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- Come on !
- Fire! Fire!
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It's a cow's moo!
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You are still not
not against cows!
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Come quickly, my beloved.
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My father is pustular!
He's coughing up pus!
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The relic...
Did you find the relic...
of Sainte-Rolande?
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He is possessed.
We need to bring in an exorcising father!
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Sir, we have found our Jacquiouille.
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The inquisitor wants to burn him alive
in place of the town of Montmirail!
- My Jacquouille?
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Oh, it's cold and sticky. Oh, it's goo!
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Listen to me, you big boss!
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I am ready to join your sect and
to send you a big contribution check
as soon as I get home!
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- Abjure your faith in Beelzebub and you will die forgiven!
- But you don't understand French, calf's head?
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You don't want
a big check?
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- Sir, let go of that bluefin tuna, OK?
- Okay!
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- We don't touch the fish on display!
- It's a beautiful fish.
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You want to be served, see the saleswoman,
she will be happy to take care of you!
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- Oh the beautiful pile of pork!
- Don't forget your fish!
- So all the more reason!
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- OK?
- Okay!
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No, sir!
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Dame Ginette, I have beautiful
beans and large andouille sausage.
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We can't taste it,
This is theft!
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Stop shaking that jar!
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Give me that cassoulet!
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You will distort the product!
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Well done, that’s clever!
The sauce attacks the leather!
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Eat that, troll!
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Oh, the cow!
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- Why did you steal that sheaf?
- To bake bread.
- Never come back here,
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because we don’t want customers like you!
- Taïaut!
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Homeless!
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These slippers are torture!
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- It sucks! Open your window, quickly!
- It's much more comfortable with my boots!
- I'm suffocating here.
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- But I don't feel it.
- Ah, me, yes, ah!
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But... But there is no
smells in these breeches.
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Long live the count!
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You are doing
a big dumpling!
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Ah, it's heating up! Oh, it's heating up!
That's a lot of people. Here’s Hubert! Come on Hubert!
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I am the Count of Montmirail.
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How do you have the impudence to judge
and execute someone on my land?
I have sole right of life and death in this county.
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- I have all the power to flush out the evil one.
- But hola, hola, hola, I'm here! Magnify yourself!
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- This man is my faithful squire
Jacquouille and I vouch for it.
- Explain to me the satanic noise of this box.
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I'm suffocating!
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Well, I'm waiting!
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It's starting to heat up, dammit!
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I've had enough shock, come on!
Come on, come on, then!
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- It's very funny!
- If this man is at fault, he will be tortured, but
I must attend the trial that you will give him!
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- You must respect the law!
- We will administer to him
the question in your castle!
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- I'm sure it will be quick.
- I don't like your manners, brother inquisitor!
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Nor me, yours, sir count!
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It chatters, chatters and meanwhile, I burn!
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Ah still, you took the time!
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- Say, old man, you can explain this circus to me!
Who are all these weirdos?
- Mortecouille!
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- But you are Jacquouille's little fillot!
What are you doing there?
- I'm not the granddaughter of something.
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And I would like you to bring me back as soon as possible
at the hotel, I will call my excellent friend the prefect
Sylvain Louisbourg, and believe me, there are some who will twist!
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Shut up, maroufle, or you're lost!
If you want to save your miserable life, don't say a word!
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- I urgently want to see him harnessed
with a straightjacket and irons on his feet!
- Yes, brother inquisitor! Let's gag him!
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But anyway, but it's not going to start again!
What is this binz?
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- It's honey! I'm enjoying my throat!
- Oh, it's not honey, eh, it's chocolate!
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It's at least the 10th Crunch,
that you stuff us in 5 minutes!
You're going to give us liver jaundice!
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The Crunch! Chocolate ! Long live chocolate!
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Let me lead the cart!
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Do you have your license?
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Here, take the wheel!
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E-eh! Watch out, potato!
You're going to make us capped.
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There you zigzag, there you zigzag, my friend!
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- Gently ! Gently !
Easy! Easy!
- Easy! Easy!
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- Well, you drive like a boss. pass me
the orders, eh, because there is a crossroads!
- I know how to drive the cart!
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The priority is for the acorns?!
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Naughty! Ragged!
Slug eater!
Place ! Place !
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What are you gibbering?
You still talk like in the Middle Ages!
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So what is this, “Middle Ages”?
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Don't you know the Middle Ages?
Oh well, that's the question for you
culture, eh! Cock skin!
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So what is this?
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A-ah and shit, uh! We should have taken
gasoline before breaking.
These old bitches suck!
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She's exhausted.
Shit!
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Just buy another one, eh!
We're going to hitchhike and then we're going to go sell
one or two of your jewels at the pawnshop!
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You don't touch my jewelry anymore!
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I'm going to bury my jewelry with Dame Béatrice
and I'm going to keep them for my bastards!
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You're crazy! You have to slam everything, that's what it's for,
the money! We're going to go put our toes
fanning out in the sun in Saint-Tropez!
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No, we're going to go back to this good mistress,
we will do hard work for her. In exchange, she
will give good food and good protection!
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Lady Beatrice, lovely as she is,
She's going to fire us, she's a bitch.
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A slut, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, the bitch!
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We're going to see Lady Béatrice, the slut!
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Jean-Pierre, you tire me!
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- I was hoping for something other than
this stupidly skeptical attitude!
- My dear, maybe I'm skeptical,
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but there are two of us, aren’t we, doctor!
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Hubert is Godfrey.
Him, Ouille and Lady Ginette,
come from the Middle Ages.
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I know you have trouble understanding
that kind of thing, but all the same, there
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we are very close to the series
“At the Borders of Reality”.
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You know, that series you hate,
but the children love it!
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Mr Jean-Pierre. Phone for you.
It's Madame de Montmirail who calls you back.
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- Did you warn mom?
- No, I warned Cora, Hubert's wife.
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- It's still the least we can do
to warn her of her husband's return!
- Ah, that’s a great blunder! ...Sorry...
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- Yes, hello my dear Cora, it’s Jean-Pierre!
- But... you're crazy. Hang up!
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I wanted to tell you that your
husband resurfaced. At our place. And...
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No, but you are completely irresponsible!
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If I was careful not to call
this cowhide when I thought
that Godfrey was Hubert,
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is that already before it disappeared in Borneo,
they couldn't stand each other anymore, so... I
warn... you're the one who takes care of it!
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Bea, calm down!
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You're exhausted, the doctor is going to give you
drops, and I will order
of Pizza Hut for kids!
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What is this trumpet again?
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What's the point of going turbine
like oxen among these idiots?
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- Hello, Mr. Goulard!
- What do you want?
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- Pitance and lodging.
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- But what does this idiot say?
- We are willing to do hard work
for Lady Béatrice la Pouffiasse...
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- For food and bed!
- What ?
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- But speak for yourself! I don't want to be a stooge!
- Béatrice is ill. Come back later!
- Eh...
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Fucking Goulard! He mutilated him!
205
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:48,726
What is Jean-Pierre?
You are... hateful!
206
00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:54,038
Mr. Ouille is a good friend and
you... slam the door in his face.
Come in, Mr. Ouille.
207
00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:57,373
- They're not going to come home with their trash!
- Come on!
- Ladies and gentlemen!
208
00:16:57,998 --> 00:17:02,581
- These are offerings for Lady
Béatrice la Pouffiasse, my kind mistress.
- No, but what does he say?
209
00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:06,852
Offer! Of course !
This is the period expression for “gift”.
210
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,665
Many thanks, kind servant.
211
00:17:09,977 --> 00:17:14,040
- Come in with your lady.
- Hey, there’s something else too! He called you a bitch!
212
00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:16,853
Yes, but for them, it certainly didn't
not the same meaning as for us!
213
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,729
Ah, for me, it has a very precise meaning, in any case!
214
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:22,270
Let's bring these good provisions
in the kitchen, kind servants.
215
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,249
Hurry, Lady Béatrice la Pouffiasse.
216
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:29,667
He calls her a slut and she finds it charming.
I'm really worried doctor.
217
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:32,375
A-ah! Madam Brother!
What a nice surprise!
218
00:17:32,894 --> 00:17:36,125
- Did you forget our meeting?
- No way. No way ! Come in!
I'll be with you in a second!
219
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,083
Beatrice!
Madame Frangin is here for her...bridge.
220
00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:42,688
Don't hesitate to call me,
if you have problems with the Ouille!
221
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,606
Kind servant, there is a serious problem.
222
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:49,980
Monsieur Jacquard... has left in your time.
Did you understand?
223
00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:53,626
- Yes !
- Then it is impossible to leave sir
Jacquard in your era!
224
00:17:54,276 --> 00:17:55,213
Yes !
225
00:17:55,814 --> 00:17:57,690
So we agree.
We have to fix this.
226
00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,189
Arrange, he doesn't understand the word.
227
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:03,836
Arranger, arranger, geoir, geoir, arranger?
228
00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:04,878
Arranger?
229
00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:09,566
- There you go, you understand!
Well, we have to fix that!
- It's a great honor for my son.
230
00:18:09,982 --> 00:18:15,503
- He is going to serve Messire Godfrey as a squire!
- Finally ! Mr. Ouille, Jacquard will never be an escuyer.
231
00:18:15,816 --> 00:18:18,316
He's way too...sophisticated for that.
232
00:18:18,837 --> 00:18:19,879
It won't stand up to the climate.
233
00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:22,691
You have to return home and
send Jacques-Henri back to us.
234
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,776
Do you still have
potion, Mr. Ouille?
235
00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:28,629
Ouch! No ! No more infamous potion!
Never again, ah never, ah ugh!
236
00:18:31,338 --> 00:18:35,296
Don't spit, I spent 3/4 of an hour
to make the tiles impeccable!
237
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,171
- And Dame Ginette is also from the Middle Ages?
- Yes !
238
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,360
I doubted it. I was right.
239
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,444
- Lady Ginette...
-E-e-h-a-a-h-a...
240
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,318
You and Mr. Ouille,
241
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:54,151
would you be kind enough to set up
the nice table, for my nice husband
and my sweet children,
242
00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:56,652
so we can all collate.
243
00:18:56,964 --> 00:19:01,339
I need to go see someone who can
maybe send you back...where you know.
244
00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:05,611
- Where is it?
- In the land of castles
and brave knights.
245
00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:08,423
Hair on foot! Are you sure that you
Are you feeling well, Ms. Goulard?
246
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:12,904
We will all eat at the table.
There's no way I'm leaving you
eat on the floor with your friend.
247
00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:14,778
You are very kind!
We're not dogs.
248
00:19:15,194 --> 00:19:19,571
I have no prejudice, my husband is
a beggar, that poses no problem to me.
249
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:24,884
- We are delighted.
- So ! I'll let you do it.
- OK, I understand ! I'm the stooge.
250
00:19:46,865 --> 00:19:48,009
Get the hell out! Go!
251
00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:49,885
- Hello, the beggar.
- But go!
252
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:51,552
Oh, pain in the ass!
253
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,344
Have you hired a gardener?
254
00:19:56,552 --> 00:19:59,678
No, but my wife absolutely wants
to help a long-term unemployed person
duration and his wife.
255
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,760
We should all do this.
256
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:04,783
If you want to take over, don't hesitate!
257
00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:16,449
- A-aa-ha!
- Excuse me. It's nothing. I touched the gum,
but we can't see anything there, here, put that on top.
258
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:24,263
But... who put my cigars in the sink?!
259
00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:25,826
Bea!
260
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:33,639
- It was you who touched my Pleiades?
- No.
- Well, okay!
261
00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:47,911
- Jean-Pierre! I have an urgent errand to run!
- Where are you going?
- I must send away Monsieur Ouille and Dame Ginette
262
00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:51,140
where they come from.
- Do you leave the two Romanos alone in the house?
263
00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:53,640
You're right, I'm going to stick them in front of the TV, it'll keep them busy!
264
00:21:00,829 --> 00:21:01,662
Disconnected.
265
00:21:13,434 --> 00:21:19,267
Tell me, it’s not your… but… but… but
what is this disaster? But what
that you need to touch that fridge?!
266
00:21:19,705 --> 00:21:22,307
Bea! ...Bea!
267
00:21:22,703 --> 00:21:26,143
Ouille blows bottles
in the kitchen! Bea!
268
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:33,227
Okay, come here, because I don't want you
do stupid things, there are too many things
unusual for you in today's home.
269
00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:36,664
- unusual?
- Yes, lots of things that you
cannot know.
270
00:21:37,081 --> 00:21:37,913
Crennasse... (Cretine Asshole???)
271
00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:39,894
Excuse me.
272
00:21:40,415 --> 00:21:42,291
Come on, get to work!
273
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:49,062
You will sit quietly
with Mr. Ouille in this layer,
called a sofa.
274
00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:52,082
I'm going to surprise you.
Have you ever seen troubadours?
275
00:21:53,123 --> 00:21:56,769
Well! Hear, hear!
I'll show you some.
276
00:21:58,124 --> 00:22:04,061
Great, right? Go get Mr. Ouille and
let him discover the “troubadour box”!
277
00:22:04,687 --> 00:22:07,188
That's it, Madame Goulard,
the troubadour box.
278
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:08,750
Poor [inaudible] stain!
279
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,500
Grandpa, cocone is gone!
280
00:22:17,812 --> 00:22:18,854
I'll make you a little cocktail.
281
00:22:19,584 --> 00:22:21,668
You, go and see if it's in Canal.
282
00:22:23,438 --> 00:22:24,792
Well, go ahead, what, next!
283
00:22:25,626 --> 00:22:26,772
Magnify yourself!
284
00:22:34,169 --> 00:22:35,419
Damnness!
285
00:22:41,878 --> 00:22:45,211
Don't move, Madame Bro,
This is the delicate moment.
286
00:22:53,650 --> 00:22:56,877
What the hell did they do?
I knew it! I knew it!
287
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:04,482
It’s nothing, Madame Frangin.
It's just a needle stuck in the palate.
I'll take it away right away!
288
00:23:05,837 --> 00:23:07,088
Aaaaah! Ah! This is satanry!
289
00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:09,172
What the hell did you do, daddy?
290
00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:10,653
Oh yes !
291
00:23:11,462 --> 00:23:13,546
But... But damn it!
292
00:23:15,214 --> 00:23:16,984
Ah but... But what happened?
293
00:23:17,921 --> 00:23:20,318
But what happened?
What did you make?
294
00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:21,881
TV imploded.
295
00:23:22,089 --> 00:23:26,151
- I can't hear anymore! I can't hear anymore!
- He must have hit it right on the head!
He has a head injury.
296
00:23:26,464 --> 00:23:28,548
Stop moving and let me see.
297
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:34,173
- I can't hear anymore!
- Oh dear, this ear,
but it's full of earwax!
298
00:23:34,694 --> 00:23:38,861
- How are you, my grandfather? But are you okay?
But call a doctor!
- But I'm a doctor!
299
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:42,090
I can't hear anymore! I can't hear anymore!
300
00:23:42,507 --> 00:23:45,319
Try yawning, old man...yawn!
301
00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:49,279
So !
302
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,028
Bravo, my grandfather, bravo!
303
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,092
Ah, I hear! Ah, I hear, there!
304
00:23:57,611 --> 00:23:59,695
The box burst into flames!
305
00:24:00,008 --> 00:24:03,759
- But it must be completely rotten,
your TV! Did you buy it second hand?
- We didn't ask you the time, did you?
306
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:08,343
What does it smell like?
Something is burning!
Something is burning!
307
00:24:10,427 --> 00:24:15,635
- Shit ! Damn, sofas!
Water, water, quickly!
- Water, water.
308
00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:18,030
- I'm calling the fire brigade.
- Damn! My horses, eh!
309
00:24:22,719 --> 00:24:25,635
Water, water! Here is the water!
310
00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:27,718
Here is the water!
311
00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,239
But you hurt me, old bitch!
312
00:24:38,552 --> 00:24:42,407
I know very well that my ancestor
came here to get a drink
which allows you to cross time!
313
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,678
- Professor Eusebe is at his worst.
- Let her in, Mariette!
Let her in, finally!
314
00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,388
Excuse me for disturbing you, professor, but...
315
00:24:49,908 --> 00:24:52,928
Could you provide me with some of the product?
316
00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:55,534
that you gave to my grandfather, Godfrey,
317
00:24:55,846 --> 00:25:00,533
because he accidentally left his
servant and his wife in our time,
and he sent Jacquard there.
318
00:25:01,576 --> 00:25:05,950
- Do you see the map?
- It's worse than I feared! It is necessary that
Everyone gets back to their place as quickly as possible!
319
00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:12,409
It’s crazy, all these grimoires!
320
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:16,264
I hope I still have the strength
to make this preparation,
321
00:25:16,577 --> 00:25:18,140
which requires a lot of concentration.
322
00:25:18,555 --> 00:25:21,160
Mariette will bring it to you first thing tomorrow.
323
00:25:21,681 --> 00:25:24,078
It is better never to report
of what you will have seen.
324
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,994
These are things that no one wants to believe.
325
00:25:27,411 --> 00:25:30,745
And which are very expensive for those
who are not initiated into it.
326
00:25:31,787 --> 00:25:41,370
- Good god. There are rats, there are rats!
Help! There are rats.
- Come on ! Come on critters, a-a-h! Come on !
327
00:25:43,662 --> 00:25:47,412
- There are, there are rats! There are rats!
There are rats! There are rats!
- Hold your pittance, the possessed one!
328
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:52,411
Gain strength, because
tomorrow you go to torture.
329
00:25:52,724 --> 00:25:55,434
- Something, but it’s something!
But you don't recognize me?
- No !
330
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:59,599
- But you are not... Ja... Jacquouille?!
- Do you know my brother?
331
00:25:59,912 --> 00:26:03,768
It's a pest, my brother!
I am Prosper, the purger!
332
00:26:04,289 --> 00:26:06,371
- The what?
- It's me who collects the manure.
333
00:26:06,579 --> 00:26:07,934
Is it manure? Is that what it smells like?
334
00:26:08,976 --> 00:26:12,207
Tell me, we're part of the same family,
You two can't let me down.
335
00:26:12,413 --> 00:26:17,519
I have a magnificent watch, Boucheron
in 18 carat gold, if you let me out,
I offer it to you, my friend.
336
00:26:19,082 --> 00:26:20,227
She's chic.
337
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:22,623
Thief ! Come back here right away!
338
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:26,477
- The squeakers! A-a-h!
- Cousin ! I didn't want to offend you.
339
00:26:28,561 --> 00:26:29,811
Don't leave me alone, cousin!
340
00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:31,062
Cousin !
341
00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:33,144
We found the quartermaster Gibon
342
00:26:33,457 --> 00:26:39,292
slumped in an iron cage,
in scruffy outfit, drugged by
a massive dose of Dragonal.
343
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:42,312
Captain Batardet. I am investigating
the attack on Gibon.
344
00:26:42,729 --> 00:26:44,292
When do you think I will be able to question him?
345
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:47,833
His days are not in danger,
but finally, considering what he ingested
as antidepressants,
346
00:26:48,354 --> 00:26:50,543
There is no risk of chickweed before 2-3 weeks.
347
00:26:50,959 --> 00:26:52,002
Regrettable.
348
00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:57,835
His comrades told me that he took his
notes on a small spiral-bound Clairefontaine.
Ah!
349
00:26:58,564 --> 00:26:59,606
Won !
350
00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:02,730
Particular !
351
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:07,210
- Are these antidepressants on prescription?
- The Dragonal?
352
00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:10,752
In small doses, it calms anxiety.
But in high doses, mixed with alcohol,
353
00:27:11,169 --> 00:27:13,564
it becomes a powerful hallucinatory antidysleptic!
354
00:27:13,877 --> 00:27:18,461
We often have kids who take it
phenomenal quantities during
fashionable rave parties.
355
00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:25,128
- They have dreams like that.
- Rave party and cycleclipse antidepressants.
- Psychodysleptic.
356
00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:26,587
Yeah, that's it, psycho, eh.
357
00:27:42,316 --> 00:27:44,922
Thank you very much, sir, but don't stay there.
It's dangerous!
358
00:27:45,234 --> 00:27:52,423
- Leave it to the pros, OK?
- Okay, okay! ...Okay!
359
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:54,191
Sir !
360
00:27:54,296 --> 00:27:56,484
Do I speak Chinese? Get out!
361
00:27:56,797 --> 00:27:57,422
OK?
362
00:27:57,943 --> 00:27:59,923
Okay! Okay!
363
00:28:04,402 --> 00:28:05,861
Damn! He doesn't understand anything!
364
00:28:06,173 --> 00:28:07,735
Gilbert! Come on !
365
00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:13,570
The needle is broken flat,
I have a hard time having it.
366
00:28:14,506 --> 00:28:15,652
Come on, come on.
367
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:19,508
Excuse me. I'm going to check if it's not my wife.
368
00:28:20,445 --> 00:28:21,798
Hello, who?
369
00:28:21,903 --> 00:28:23,987
Oh, Cora!
Excuse me for earlier, we were cut off.
370
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,008
You're feeling really bad, we have
a fire because the TV exploded.
371
00:28:27,632 --> 00:28:32,842
No, Hubert is not dying, a little amnesiac!
The best thing is that I'll give you his best friend,
he will explain it all to you better than me!
372
00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:36,383
Mr. Ouille! Mr. Ouille!
Come here, please.
373
00:28:41,278 --> 00:28:42,320
Come on, Gilbert!
374
00:28:42,946 --> 00:28:44,926
She's cousin Hub's wife.
375
00:28:45,864 --> 00:28:46,906
Hello ?
376
00:28:49,404 --> 00:28:50,968
- Hello !
- Cora, I'll pass it on to you.
377
00:28:54,198 --> 00:28:55,238
Hello !
378
00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:56,592
Hello ?
379
00:28:56,905 --> 00:28:57,947
Hello !
380
00:28:58,573 --> 00:29:01,489
Hello sir, v... you are
a friend of Montmirail?
381
00:29:01,801 --> 00:29:04,093
I am Jacquouille!
382
00:29:04,614 --> 00:29:08,260
- M-m-m. Listen to this story
of amnesia, is it true or is it just a hoax?
- What's going on?
383
00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:12,845
Pipe? Ah... the pipe hunt!
384
00:29:20,137 --> 00:29:21,907
Could you stop whistling for two seconds?
385
00:29:22,324 --> 00:29:26,804
And tell me why this bastard
thought it was good not to give a sign
of life to his wife of 15 years?
386
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:31,283
- Ah, yes, ah, it bothers you to talk about that!
- The troubadour box is on fire! Boom!
387
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,055
It's satanic.
388
00:29:33,784 --> 00:29:34,513
What ignited?
389
00:29:34,825 --> 00:29:36,179
What is this idiot?
390
00:29:36,596 --> 00:29:38,888
- Where is Montmirail hiding at the moment?
- In his fortress!
391
00:29:39,201 --> 00:29:41,493
He will feast, greatly, to celebrate his wedding.
392
00:29:41,803 --> 00:29:43,679
Is he remarrying? ...
Perfect.
393
00:29:44,096 --> 00:29:49,304
- I think this will cause 2-3 legal problems.
You can tell him for me, okay?
- O-Kay!
394
00:29:49,617 --> 00:29:51,076
Good. We're dealing with an idiot.
395
00:29:51,701 --> 00:29:55,451
- Could I speak to Hubert?
- No !
- But... you really are Hubert’s friend!
396
00:29:56,076 --> 00:29:57,951
- No !
- But... You don't know Hubert?
397
00:29:59,515 --> 00:30:01,910
I was given this guy,
he doesn't even know Hubert.
He's a moron!
398
00:30:03,994 --> 00:30:05,661
He hung up, too! Oh !
399
00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:16,494
Philippine, your father is alive.
400
00:30:16,911 --> 00:30:17,953
It's true ?
401
00:30:23,474 --> 00:30:26,601
Look. I was 5 years old when he disappeared.
402
00:30:33,997 --> 00:30:35,351
Gilbert, give yourself some slack, roll out!
403
00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:38,684
Gilbert! Unroll!
404
00:30:38,997 --> 00:30:42,746
- What's going on?
- There was a fire ma'am, it seems that
This may be due to the implosion of a television that is too old.
405
00:30:43,162 --> 00:30:46,393
-Hilda! The children are not injured?
- Because we have just arrived, ma'am.
406
00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:52,018
- The gentleman who absolutely wants to help us,
Is that someone from your family?
- Yes, Mr. Ouille. Yes, it's... a close one.
407
00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:54,832
Couldn't you
tell him it's useless,
that there are enough of us,
408
00:30:55,249 --> 00:30:58,477
- That he risks getting hurt and
at worst, damage the equipment.
- Lady Ginette!
409
00:30:58,894 --> 00:31:02,020
Could you tell your kind
companion to let go...
410
00:31:02,437 --> 00:31:07,853
The firefighters, oh, m-m, the helmeted soldier
takes care of it very well on its own.
411
00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:09,832
What do I say? I didn't get anything.
412
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,958
You tell him we don't need him!
It's simple, right? Where is Jean-Pierre?
413
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,041
Shit, shit, shit!
What a shitty day!
414
00:31:17,332 --> 00:31:20,146
That's it, it's finished!
Ah, it's a good day!
415
00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:21,500
Hep, hep, hep, sir!
416
00:31:22,021 --> 00:31:26,292
- Sir ! Yes, old man, forget that!
We don't need a second pipe!
- It's happening!
417
00:31:26,501 --> 00:31:30,875
- Rinse off for good.
- The firefighters are flooding the living room!
It's awful! But what happened?
418
00:31:31,396 --> 00:31:35,043
This idiot from Ouille threw away some vodka
on the sofa to put out the fire!
419
00:31:42,023 --> 00:31:44,730
Good, Serge!
Wet enough!
420
00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:48,690
- It's a disaster, the carpets are floating!
- Yes, but you need what you need, ladies and gentlemen.
421
00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:51,294
But rest assured:
all risk is averted for the night.
422
00:31:58,482 --> 00:32:02,024
Doctor, am I going to wait much longer?
Doctor, answer!
423
00:32:07,545 --> 00:32:12,754
- René! Turn off the water, dammit! Turn off the water!
- Turn off the water!
424
00:32:23,587 --> 00:32:24,629
Mop, quickly!
425
00:32:40,985 --> 00:32:42,965
Water cut off! Chief !
426
00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:47,339
Who is the idiot who threw the sauce?
427
00:32:50,258 --> 00:32:51,923
- Beautiful puppy!
- But, sorry, boss?
428
00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:54,736
Soft...But...what an idiot!
429
00:32:56,091 --> 00:32:58,486
Chief !
There's the bum who broke the controller.
430
00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:08,695
Doctor, if this is a joke,
she is very bad!
431
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:12,341
Oh ! I'm confused, Madame Bro,
I completely forgot.
432
00:33:12,445 --> 00:33:17,238
Yes well not me, your friend hosed me down.
I will make you a reputation!
It wasn't very political.
433
00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:22,551
- Place, place, the bitch! Ah, the bitch! So !
- Asshole! You bastard!
Look at that!
434
00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:27,447
- Messed my face up! 500 more balls!
- THANKS ! I'll hold you back! Hey!
435
00:33:27,968 --> 00:33:30,782
Ouch! But why did you
soaked Mrs. Bro?
436
00:33:32,029 --> 00:33:34,218
It's really time that you
leave with your lady!
437
00:33:34,739 --> 00:33:39,114
- René! What is this circus?
- Dentist ?! You (are) a butcher!
- Madam Bro!
438
00:33:42,552 --> 00:33:43,595
How are you ?
439
00:33:44,843 --> 00:33:46,302
Well. There are no more ice cubes.
440
00:33:54,428 --> 00:33:56,408
That’s not prudent, my grandfather!
441
00:33:57,971 --> 00:34:01,721
It will be much safer
in his mother's little bag!
442
00:34:02,138 --> 00:34:07,450
- The Duke lost his jewelry?
- You need to give him medicine,
otherwise my marriage will not take place.
443
00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:11,305
You must bring the man back from the stake to his time.
444
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:16,722
Otherwise, the 7 plagues experienced by the pharaohs
of Egypt will fall on this county.
445
00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:22,868
Look at this icy wind blowing in
the corridors of time that you have not closed.
446
00:34:23,598 --> 00:34:26,200
- I return to my grimoires to prepare the potion.
- Time is running out,
447
00:34:26,513 --> 00:34:31,930
because I don't know how long the little fillot
of Jacquiouille can stand in front of the question
of Brother Ponce without denouncing us all.
448
00:34:32,451 --> 00:34:33,805
The inquisitor? Is he here?
449
00:34:34,118 --> 00:34:39,327
- I'm dropping everything, I'm packing my bags and I'm leaving for Mainz.
- And the 7 plagues of Egypt which have been known, what do you do with them?
450
00:34:42,244 --> 00:34:45,890
- What is this ?
- Eh? It's for me. It's the old bitch.
451
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:49,224
Half a mustard glass, each.
452
00:34:52,348 --> 00:34:53,703
Here is the formula on this paper.
453
00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:58,600
- My god, but it's cooking!
They'll never want to swallow that.
- In hot chocolate, it goes unnoticed.
454
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:01,725
and cocoa does not alter the potion in any way.
455
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,747
And a little splash of magic potion!
456
00:35:12,558 --> 00:35:16,101
Hear, hear, hop!
Get up in there! Breakfast!
457
00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:17,456
- Yes, well, there, there you go.
- Hot chocolate!
458
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:24,019
Have you ever tasted
chocolate, both of you?
Hot, hot, hot, cocoa!
459
00:35:24,436 --> 00:35:26,725
Chocolate ! Crunch! Crunch!
460
00:35:26,934 --> 00:35:29,644
Oula! Do you know the Crunch, Mr. Ouille?
That's Nesquick.
461
00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:31,832
Right on time!
462
00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:34,123
Slowly, slowly you go
strangle you! Gently !
463
00:35:34,330 --> 00:35:35,373
Good ! I'm going, duck!
464
00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:38,708
- Yes, that's it. Go play your golf. See you tonight!
- Go away, the beggar!
465
00:35:39,124 --> 00:35:40,373
I take care of them.
466
00:35:42,456 --> 00:35:45,270
Good idea, that, a good cocoa,
we never do it.
467
00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:47,353
You don't know chocolate!
468
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:51,416
It's a drink that the conquistadors brought back
469
00:35:51,729 --> 00:35:56,208
of Mexico in the 16th century.
It was all the rage! So, since then,
everyone loves it!
470
00:35:56,834 --> 00:36:00,062
As Jean-Pierre often says
to children, in life, it is necessary
always taste what you don't know!
471
00:36:00,478 --> 00:36:02,354
Otherwise, we end up stupid!
472
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:06,937
Well, you’re the cocoon! Me, I don't
crazy that they have snobbish people who have it
reported from the 16th, eh!
473
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:11,314
- I'm not going to puke to please you!
- Give it, it’s delicious!
- No, let it go!
474
00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:15,584
- You can't drink that! It's not okay!
- It's Crunch!
- It's your turn to drink, turd!
475
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:21,313
No but, let go of my knees, eh! I'm not there
to be insulted. Okay, so, it's decided, for me,
I'm not staying here to be a maid.
476
00:36:21,730 --> 00:36:26,522
We meet at the gas station, and then,
Well, I'm going to try to monetize your jewelry!
And then, nouba in Saint-Tropez!
477
00:36:26,939 --> 00:36:31,315
- Ha-a-a!
- We're not leaving here until we've had our chocolate!
- My jewelry! Mortecouille, my jewelry store!
478
00:36:32,253 --> 00:36:35,482
- I'm going to kill her, the thief!
- No ! Stay here!
479
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,191
But why are you all bellowing!
480
00:36:41,524 --> 00:36:43,503
Per Horus and per Ra...
481
00:36:46,108 --> 00:36:48,295
And per Solem invictus... ducere.
482
00:36:57,776 --> 00:36:58,921
Jean-Pierre!
483
00:36:59,234 --> 00:37:01,420
It works, that... that's the proof.
484
00:37:02,984 --> 00:37:05,798
Well... But where do all these golf balls come from?
485
00:37:08,504 --> 00:37:12,152
Now, Lady Ginette.
It's not going to be a piece of cake!
486
00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:17,464
Hear, hear, dear Lady Ginette!
Hear me a minute!
487
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:22,255
- You think you will get through this
all alone in this hostile world?
- So far, I've done very well!
488
00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:25,069
- Don't be bravado!
- I have a deal to make in Bourges.
489
00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:28,402
Hey! Hep-hep-hep-hep!
It's a new 500, not a 50!
490
00:37:28,506 --> 00:37:31,319
Tell me, your friend, she expresses herself funny.
Is she foreign, or what?
491
00:37:31,632 --> 00:37:34,235
No, it’s all the most French!
However, it is a family that gives itself a genre.
492
00:37:35,278 --> 00:37:36,424
Lady Ginette...
493
00:37:36,737 --> 00:37:41,007
If you stay here, you'll block the corridors.
Hear me once and for all, dammit!
494
00:37:41,528 --> 00:37:44,446
I'll stick to your tail as long as you
will not have agreed to drink my chocolate.
495
00:37:44,654 --> 00:37:46,425
Okay, glue. If you want to help me, I have nothing against it.
496
00:37:46,842 --> 00:37:49,029
Carry these two big jerrycans.
It'll save me from hurting my back.
497
00:37:49,445 --> 00:37:51,738
- And about your chocolate, we'll see later.
- Right on time!
498
00:37:52,779 --> 00:37:56,008
That’s super heavy! ... Lady Ginette!
499
00:37:56,946 --> 00:37:59,447
What are you planning to do with gasoline?
500
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,717
- Do you know the internal combustion engine?
- Shut up and move on, eh!
501
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:07,157
You adapt quickly, Lady Ginette!
Well done girls!
502
00:38:07,678 --> 00:38:11,948
Do you sincerely believe that you
will you be able to live without Mr. Ouille?
503
00:38:12,781 --> 00:38:15,281
Hey, watch out, Madame Goulard!
I am a liberated woman.
504
00:38:15,801 --> 00:38:17,677
I never waited for a man
gives me advice in life.
505
00:38:17,885 --> 00:38:22,365
I don't blame you!
Me, I'm the first to put the kibosh on it when
Jean-Pierre begins to act macho.
506
00:38:24,865 --> 00:38:28,511
But what am I doing here?
But what am I doing here?
But...
507
00:38:29,865 --> 00:38:33,095
Mine! ... Mine!
508
00:38:33,533 --> 00:38:44,992
- Help! ... Mine!
- Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! Go ahead!
509
00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:47,888
Help! Help out!
510
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,993
- Mine!
- Sir Goulard!
511
00:38:53,514 --> 00:38:55,908
Mr. Ouille, you are there too!
What am I doing here?
512
00:38:56,533 --> 00:38:57,576
It's witchcraft!
513
00:38:57,992 --> 00:39:00,806
- We are back in the days of wolves.
- Time for what?
514
00:39:03,513 --> 00:39:05,806
Who allowed you to take my
gold letter opener from Toledo, eh?
515
00:39:07,161 --> 00:39:11,952
But... but... What is this idiot doing?
But what do you do?
But... Stop!
516
00:39:15,078 --> 00:39:18,202
- Moron, but what an idiot, my coccyx was broken!
- Silence !
517
00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:23,932
Horses!
I smell horses!
Hide!
518
00:39:24,349 --> 00:39:27,579
Ouch! Stop playing Indians,
answer a simple question!
519
00:39:34,141 --> 00:39:35,184
But who are these guys in armor?
520
00:39:35,392 --> 00:39:39,871
It's Le Buté, the Duke of Luigny.
Plague of Burgundians!
521
00:39:45,496 --> 00:39:50,600
- Mr. Ouille... What is this?
castle up on that hill?
- It’s the fortress of Montmirail!
522
00:39:51,121 --> 00:39:55,808
- But... at what time?
- Let's cut across the moor, let's go ring
the tocsin if the Bûté attacks!
523
00:40:06,331 --> 00:40:08,728
Wait for me, I'm in slippers.
524
00:40:11,747 --> 00:40:13,832
But where are we, Mr. Ouille?
525
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:21,958
I have a terrible feeling, Mr. Ouille!
Mr. Ouille!
526
00:40:26,436 --> 00:40:27,479
Taïaut!
527
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:35,709
- The Rascal! ...
- Oh!
- The Jacquouille has returned!
528
00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,833
Sweet, sweet! Kind, kind, Boniface!
529
00:40:39,459 --> 00:40:40,814
Le Buté lurks nearby.
530
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:42,480
The Buté? The Butt!
531
00:40:48,419 --> 00:40:50,083
I'm ransoming this village!
532
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,542
Swine!
533
00:41:03,107 --> 00:41:06,752
Ah! But what is it?
What is this here?
534
00:41:07,169 --> 00:41:13,002
Mine is a painful mission, my son,
but know that it is to free you from the evil one
that we are going to do what we are going to do!
535
00:41:13,419 --> 00:41:16,233
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
536
00:41:16,856 --> 00:41:18,211
Bring in the intonal.
537
00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:21,545
What is this big thing?
538
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,379
Stay away from the question, Brother Ponce,
539
00:41:27,795 --> 00:41:30,607
because the tocsin sounds in my village,
I must rescue my people.
540
00:41:31,545 --> 00:41:34,151
Do your duty, Lord Godfrey,
and let me make mine.
541
00:41:34,672 --> 00:41:35,609
Pour freely!
542
00:41:38,004 --> 00:41:40,401
When you come back, we will have good confessions.
543
00:41:40,713 --> 00:41:44,358
You can condemn without fear this
infamous sinner hanging by the guts.
544
00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:46,964
This is just an introduction
to soften the accused!
545
00:41:48,527 --> 00:41:53,005
Either. But if he is killed
until I return,
you will have to deal with me!
546
00:42:09,049 --> 00:42:11,965
A knight attacks!
Mr. Couille!
547
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:23,113
I had to go golfing and I fell
in the middle of the Hundred Years' War!
548
00:42:26,967 --> 00:42:31,341
The Buté is here! Everyone in the forest!
Everyone in the forest! In the forest!
549
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,634
While they're scrapping, we're going to rob the draper.
550
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:44,883
But wait for me!
551
00:42:51,032 --> 00:42:52,280
Hello.
552
00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:04,158
I am very surprised, I look like a wealthy merchant.
553
00:43:10,929 --> 00:43:14,262
Help! The Jacquiouille is back!
Help! Help!
554
00:43:14,575 --> 00:43:18,013
Taïaut! God forbid I marry you.
You bellow like a deer!
555
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,659
- Who are you, damsel?
- Don't get angry like that.
556
00:43:23,117 --> 00:43:24,263
Help!
557
00:43:24,576 --> 00:43:26,658
Wait for me, Mr. Ouille!
558
00:43:27,179 --> 00:43:29,472
...will peel the rush, as at the Bailli...
559
00:43:30,722 --> 00:43:34,263
Mortecouille! ...sucks!
560
00:43:41,972 --> 00:43:43,015
My God !
561
00:43:47,597 --> 00:43:50,620
Sir Duke! We caught
the squire of Montmirail!
562
00:43:51,868 --> 00:43:53,952
Long life to Messire the Duke of Luigny!
563
00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:57,391
- We're going to drown him in a bag!
- No, sir. Ah!
564
00:43:59,056 --> 00:44:01,765
What if I weaken!
565
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:03,432
Sir!
566
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:05,100
You're going to be sore, Montmirail!
567
00:44:07,182 --> 00:44:12,599
- Your lands will be mine!
I will make you kneel before the Duke of Burgundy.
- Never !
568
00:44:12,911 --> 00:44:15,100
I am a vassal of the King of France, and will stick to it.
569
00:44:15,621 --> 00:44:17,496
Sir? Sir!
570
00:44:24,267 --> 00:44:25,620
It’s Jacquouille!
571
00:44:25,933 --> 00:44:27,288
Sir Ganelon.
572
00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:49,790
- I will come back, Montmirail.
-And confess before coming back!
573
00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:57,082
Oh ! Many thanks, my master!
Hosanna to you and your family.
574
00:44:57,499 --> 00:45:00,207
The Frapouille! You are not in the other time.
575
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:05,000
- I thought you had obliged
little fillot to take your place?
- A-ah, no! Oh, no!
576
00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:08,958
He is here, in my dungeon,
under the questioning of Brother Ponce.
577
00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:12,709
My little fillot with the quiz!
Ah, poor guy! Ah, the...
578
00:45:13,228 --> 00:45:17,813
An infamous scoundrel stole
the jewelry store of the Duke of Pouille
and the sacred lace of Sainte-Rolande.
579
00:45:20,312 --> 00:45:22,501
The infamous caused me deprivation
marriage and offspring.
580
00:45:23,126 --> 00:45:26,354
- Do you know that this could be good?
- Oh! Nay! Ah! Nay!
581
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:32,086
I charge you to investigate and
to find the infamous, that I
peel alive and quarter.
582
00:45:33,024 --> 00:45:36,147
- Discard!
- We will be merciless!
583
00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:41,043
Sir, don't leave me alone.
584
00:45:50,419 --> 00:45:52,921
- Come on, come on!
- Oh!
- Nerve, the Scoundrel!
585
00:45:53,335 --> 00:45:55,003
Yes sir, yes! Yes, sir!
586
00:45:57,816 --> 00:45:58,858
Place, place!
587
00:46:01,983 --> 00:46:04,274
You've lost the habit of our crazy people
riding in the moor!
588
00:46:05,421 --> 00:46:06,463
You are softened.
589
00:46:07,607 --> 00:46:08,962
You're blowing like a dog!
590
00:46:09,796 --> 00:46:11,255
- My dear!
- My beloved!
591
00:46:11,567 --> 00:46:13,338
My father is getting more and more twisted.
592
00:46:13,443 --> 00:46:15,317
What about the relic of Saint Rolande?
593
00:46:15,629 --> 00:46:18,964
- My faithful Jacquouille is investigating, my dear.
- Yes, I am investigating, beautiful lady.
594
00:46:19,797 --> 00:46:21,358
I return to my prayers.
595
00:46:21,984 --> 00:46:23,443
Sir! Sir!
596
00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:27,192
The tortured man is confessing
abominable things!
597
00:46:35,213 --> 00:46:36,360
Disarm him!
598
00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:37,923
I'll arrest you!
599
00:46:38,757 --> 00:46:41,673
This wretch has just admitted that
you made a pact with the evil one.
600
00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:48,653
- He burned the... the Range Rover.
- I accuse you of having burned
a man named Range Robert.
601
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:53,237
- Brother Ponce, Who is Range Robert?
- We'll find out. Pour some water!
602
00:47:02,091 --> 00:47:05,946
- My little fillot! He's suffocating!
- Silence, cursed! You are bothering us!
603
00:47:06,154 --> 00:47:07,820
Come on, swipe his tongue with a hot iron!
604
00:47:20,427 --> 00:47:22,717
Montjoie, Saint-Denis! Kill the inquisitor!
605
00:48:02,095 --> 00:48:04,805
Heretics!
Castle of heretics!
606
00:48:05,013 --> 00:48:07,409
Under the thumb of Satan!
I will burn it!
607
00:48:07,826 --> 00:48:10,117
I will besiege it! I'll have him shaved!
608
00:48:13,973 --> 00:48:15,950
Amaury! Lower the portcullis on the castle.
609
00:48:17,409 --> 00:48:18,868
I owe you a life, my Frapouille.
610
00:48:19,181 --> 00:48:21,265
It was my duty to protect my lord!
611
00:48:27,203 --> 00:48:30,118
My little fillot!
He has a puffy belly!
612
00:48:36,473 --> 00:48:39,286
Stop juggling your fillot.
And go put on your clothes.
613
00:48:39,703 --> 00:48:41,371
This fur coat doesn't suit you.
614
00:48:55,536 --> 00:48:57,517
Sir! Eusaebius has arrived.
615
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,519
Jacquouille! What are you doing that I have to
carry your fillet by myself?
616
00:49:07,935 --> 00:49:10,746
I kissed my brother that I didn't have
not seen for a long time.
617
00:49:11,997 --> 00:49:15,124
What's going on with this one?
It doesn't fit through the frame!
618
00:49:15,850 --> 00:49:17,518
No, sir! He's pissing!
619
00:49:18,977 --> 00:49:20,957
But it won't end, so!
620
00:49:30,123 --> 00:49:35,750
- What is all this fuss about, my darling?
- Don't stand on those windy stairs.
which could give you nasty fluxion.
621
00:49:36,061 --> 00:49:37,937
It’s freezing cold in the middle of August!
622
00:49:39,499 --> 00:49:41,479
I piss. I'm pissing!
623
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,249
He has to pee!
624
00:49:44,499 --> 00:49:50,437
- But he pisses on my breeches, sir!
- Come on!
- Oh! Eeyore! Ah, swine, ah!
625
00:50:04,605 --> 00:50:05,647
Given.
626
00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:11,480
- Drink this!
- Oh no, I can't eat anything anymore! Ah!
- Drink ! You're going to drink, finally!
627
00:50:14,085 --> 00:50:17,002
Say your formula, the mage,
before he returns the potion!
628
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:24,502
Per Horus!
629
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,315
And per Râ!
630
00:50:27,836 --> 00:50:29,712
And per Solem...
631
00:50:30,023 --> 00:50:30,753
Invictus!
632
00:50:36,484 --> 00:50:38,149
Ducere!
633
00:50:43,463 --> 00:50:44,503
The fillet!
634
00:50:44,816 --> 00:50:46,900
He was turned into a ball of shit!
635
00:50:50,649 --> 00:50:52,942
So what are these emeralds?
that you carry on your numb fingers?
636
00:50:58,671 --> 00:51:03,983
- It's a present from Lady Pétronille
to encourage me at the wedding.
- Lying! You dared to steal from the Duke of Puglia!
637
00:51:04,609 --> 00:51:05,651
He was dead.
638
00:51:05,755 --> 00:51:08,465
- Tell me where her jewelry store is.
- It was Dame Ginette who stole it from me!
639
00:51:08,882 --> 00:51:12,422
- Lady Ginette? You mean...
There?
- That's it!
640
00:51:13,047 --> 00:51:15,653
That the Duke is as if sucked from the inside,
641
00:51:15,861 --> 00:51:18,672
Her jewelry attracts her
the corridors of time.
642
00:51:19,193 --> 00:51:23,779
His jewelry store cannot
stay there...if he's here!
643
00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:27,215
I'm going to kill you, you cursed jackal!
644
00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:30,238
You owe me a life, Sir Godfrey!
You swore it!
645
00:51:31,486 --> 00:51:33,571
Calamitas! Give the potion, Ganelon.
646
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:38,466
We are going to find Dame Ginette
and take back the sacred lace from him
to bring her back to Duke Fulbert.
647
00:51:38,674 --> 00:51:43,467
- My descendants are at stake.
- Oh no, no, no,
no more of this potion, crush the guts!
648
00:51:47,217 --> 00:51:48,259
Drink !
649
00:51:57,635 --> 00:52:04,925
I hope to see you again alive and sane, sir.
It is very dangerous to drink this beverage.
It takes a lot of courage!
650
00:52:05,472 --> 00:52:06,514
Lots of courage.
651
00:52:07,635 --> 00:52:09,094
I'm saving this for the return trip.
652
00:52:10,553 --> 00:52:11,593
I'm scared.
653
00:52:11,802 --> 00:52:18,573
Per Horus, et per Râ, et per Solem Invictus... ducere.
654
00:52:27,116 --> 00:52:28,574
That's it... They're gone.
655
00:52:29,095 --> 00:52:33,470
If they don't come back, I'll make you
immured in the deepest
of the castle's dungeons.
656
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:47,326
- Oh, [you] are stealing, Lady Ginette!
You drive that Cadillac like an ace.
- However, I don't have the license, eh!
657
00:52:47,638 --> 00:52:49,514
Oh, the opposite would have surprised me.
658
00:52:49,931 --> 00:52:51,908
- Oh, where are we going so well?
- Bourges.
659
00:52:52,950 --> 00:52:58,679
Tell me, Dame Ginette, what is it like?
at your place? Like a hut?
Are the walls made of dried mud?
660
00:52:59,201 --> 00:53:00,347
Not at all, Madame Goulard!
661
00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:02,431
We shit on trowels,
It makes us bricks!
662
00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:05,869
At this point!
663
00:53:06,806 --> 00:53:10,557
With the weather it's doing, my
Jean-Pierre must be enjoying golf.
664
00:53:25,974 --> 00:53:27,224
My jewelry!
665
00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:39,204
Tell my loved one that we will stay
(Duke: jewels) a half-moon in
the fortress of my cousin Amaury.
666
00:53:39,308 --> 00:53:39,933
Cabbages...
667
00:53:40,454 --> 00:53:41,809
My father does not want to stay in this place.
668
00:53:42,539 --> 00:53:43,164
Pebbles...
669
00:53:44,206 --> 00:53:45,352
Lice...
670
00:53:45,664 --> 00:53:46,496
Owls...
671
00:53:47,121 --> 00:53:52,954
- Bea... Bea! ...Bea!
- So what is this shank cutter?
672
00:53:56,836 --> 00:53:57,982
Bea!
673
00:54:09,624 --> 00:54:11,187
Another bewitched one!
674
00:54:13,686 --> 00:54:15,561
But where are you going now, Lady Ginette?
675
00:54:15,978 --> 00:54:18,479
I will ask for an address
expert at the pawnshop.
676
00:54:19,519 --> 00:54:21,812
I have some stuff to steal.
I'll meet you at the zinc.
677
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:25,250
I’ll be waiting for you at the Wicklow Pub!
678
00:54:26,603 --> 00:54:31,292
A large glass of tap water
and a large empty glass. THANKS.
679
00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:36,605
Lady Ginette! Lady Ginette!
Come and drink the chocolate!
680
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,813
The little camel!
681
00:55:14,524 --> 00:55:15,566
Mortecouille!
682
00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:17,650
We are walled up alive!
683
00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:22,129
- No need to drink! God punished us!
- Silence, coward!
684
00:55:22,858 --> 00:55:24,109
Any news from the hunt?
685
00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:27,754
- Number 1, I'm calling Clovis.
- Clovis, I'm listening.
686
00:55:28,066 --> 00:55:29,525
Not the slightest Jacquard in the wood.
687
00:55:29,942 --> 00:55:31,089
We will now probe the pond.
688
00:55:31,506 --> 00:55:32,859
We're walled in!
689
00:55:33,172 --> 00:55:36,297
- Peace beggar!
- Eusaebius said so.
690
00:55:36,714 --> 00:55:38,068
He spoiled!
691
00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:42,651
Let's dig with this beam.
692
00:55:44,735 --> 00:55:45,778
Ah! It's heavy!
693
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:47,651
Let's put aside the kidnapping thesis.
694
00:55:48,589 --> 00:55:51,715
Is Monsieur Jacquard
prone to impromptu trips?
695
00:55:52,236 --> 00:55:54,527
He sometimes leaves for 3 or 4 whole days,
696
00:55:55,047 --> 00:55:57,340
- for his little trips, as he says.
- Trips?
- Hmm...
697
00:55:57,861 --> 00:55:59,320
And what do these little trips consist of?
698
00:56:00,050 --> 00:56:02,861
Well, mountain biking, golf, windsurfing, eh, with friends.
699
00:56:03,486 --> 00:56:05,674
Montjoie, aah! So !
700
00:56:08,486 --> 00:56:10,466
- Small gastronomic stays.
- That’s it, well watered!
701
00:56:11,195 --> 00:56:15,362
Do you think he
can be worn on the bibine?
702
00:56:23,905 --> 00:56:26,301
Oh ! Pints! Pints of vinasse!
703
00:56:26,613 --> 00:56:27,656
Place ! Ooh...
704
00:56:33,489 --> 00:56:34,738
Come away, drunkard!
705
00:56:35,050 --> 00:56:36,926
To the health of King Louis Vl the Fat!
706
00:56:37,968 --> 00:56:39,219
Long live the Fat One!
707
00:56:40,365 --> 00:56:41,300
Come away!
708
00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:52,866
Monsieur Jacquard is an amateur
great wines, but from there,
as you say, always...
709
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,803
To your good health, beggars!
710
00:57:00,471 --> 00:57:02,970
- What is this tramp doing here?
- He's the boss's brother.
711
00:57:03,283 --> 00:57:04,428
So he, without a doubt...
712
00:57:05,053 --> 00:57:05,991
booze.
713
00:57:25,264 --> 00:57:28,596
Oh let's not rush
to pick up our luggage.
714
00:57:29,951 --> 00:57:31,097
Is anyone there?
715
00:57:35,159 --> 00:57:36,930
Oh my goodness, the Romanos are coming back!
716
00:57:37,451 --> 00:57:40,265
Don't move from there and tell us everything
of what you did with Jacquard!
717
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:42,659
Stay quiet, the roaster, and there will be no killing!
718
00:57:43,076 --> 00:57:47,349
Ah! Chocolate, sir!
Crunch, Godfrey! Mmm-mm-mm...
719
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,848
But what do you do?
720
00:57:50,057 --> 00:57:52,140
- Come away, you jerk!
- I'm coming, sir!
721
00:57:53,182 --> 00:57:54,746
Make that moss!
722
00:57:57,349 --> 00:58:00,787
Thank you, my good lord.
Thank you, kind lady.
723
00:58:06,829 --> 00:58:09,016
- He committed suicide.
- Yes, he...
724
00:58:09,328 --> 00:58:12,038
Derrick is always well-groomed!
725
00:58:14,643 --> 00:58:16,308
What if I weaken!
726
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,226
But what is happening?
727
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:25,059
Do not knock, sir!
It will burn.
It’s the troubadour box.
728
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:27,352
Hold that moss, naughty one.
729
00:58:27,873 --> 00:58:28,915
And don't go eating it!
730
00:58:37,872 --> 00:58:39,019
Give it back, old lady!
731
00:58:39,436 --> 00:58:42,041
Check the number of hats in
the GaultandMillau(t), please.
732
00:58:42,354 --> 00:58:44,852
- For what ?
- They just threw away a post
television out the window.
733
00:58:45,269 --> 00:58:46,832
Maybe it was broken.
734
00:58:47,145 --> 00:58:47,874
Gisele...
735
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:49,333
The Gault!
736
00:58:51,103 --> 00:58:55,792
- They threw Derrick out of the window, mom.
- But why did he yell at me, the little chimney sweep?
737
00:58:57,457 --> 00:58:58,917
Here, here are the baggage handlers arriving.
738
00:58:59,332 --> 00:59:02,146
What is this outfit?
They look fresh!
739
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,750
See, Maurice, what a bad tongue you are.
740
00:59:05,271 --> 00:59:07,146
There's still one more left
luggage in the trunk.
741
00:59:07,563 --> 00:59:10,687
- Hello good man. Would you be so kind
to take us in your cart?
- Pardon ?
742
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,918
- Execution, maraud!
- But what is it?
I will write to Gault, I will treat you.
743
00:59:14,127 --> 00:59:17,146
- Obey, villain, or I'll gut you!
- Come on, put down your seat, woman!
744
00:59:24,334 --> 00:59:29,128
- Maurice, it’s unbreathable!
The little skunk is breathing down my neck.
- Shut up, Gisèle.
745
00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,314
She... where does your Madame Ginette live?
746
00:59:31,626 --> 00:59:34,440
This beggar is going too hastily,
I'm going to vomit phlegm.
747
00:59:34,753 --> 00:59:37,356
Ah! Stop this trolley!
Messire Godfrey wants to cry!
748
00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:39,023
- What does he want?
- Glare!
749
00:59:39,336 --> 00:59:42,983
- Stop!
- Stop, stop the cart! He's going to freeze.
750
00:59:45,690 --> 00:59:48,087
Push yourself, damn it! Ah! And you, there!
751
00:59:48,608 --> 00:59:50,795
Stop teasing them!
You can see that we have to do with hammers!
752
00:59:51,316 --> 00:59:56,421
- Sir! Do you want to drink vinegar?
- Start, start.
Maurice, the hammers are out!
753
00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,963
Stop yelling!
Stop yelling, sausage!
754
01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:01,317
You're stressing me out, you nut!
755
01:00:01,734 --> 01:00:06,943
- I know how to drive the cart, I'm not lying.
Dame Ginette taught me. I'm not lying.
- Close the door, idiot. We go back, we go back.
756
01:00:07,464 --> 01:00:12,567
- What a bitch!
- I will go slower than this villain.
- Let me die alone.
757
01:00:18,005 --> 01:00:22,799
- Ah, ah, it's cold.
- Quickly !
- Oh! You're stressing me out, (Gisèle: Quickly!) I was going to block the neiman.
758
01:00:23,299 --> 01:00:25,485
- She stalled!
- But stop bothering me!
759
01:00:27,465 --> 01:00:29,236
- She stalled!
- “She stalled, she stalled”!
760
01:00:30,591 --> 01:00:32,256
Make yourself, idiot!
761
01:00:32,777 --> 01:00:35,903
- Oh ! That's it! That's it! That's it!
- She's going back!
- That's it! Shut up ! That's it!
762
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:39,861
- Go ahead, damn it!
- It's starting a second ago!
763
01:00:40,799 --> 01:00:41,632
Oh, Sir, the cart!
764
01:00:42,362 --> 01:00:46,008
- The cart!
- Go ahead, Maurice, the hammers are coming back!
765
01:00:49,654 --> 01:00:54,134
- Oh! Go for it, go for it, you big simpleton.
We have to knock him down from up there!
- I try, but it's not easy!
766
01:00:58,508 --> 01:01:00,592
- Montjoie!
- You're a loser!
767
01:01:01,426 --> 01:01:03,405
- That's not true!
- Silence !
768
01:01:12,571 --> 01:01:13,301
It's not bad.
769
01:01:22,157 --> 01:01:26,843
- Sir!
- We let them go! Well done, my little Maurice!
- Well, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, that...
770
01:01:27,990 --> 01:01:30,283
Hosanna, sir!
771
01:01:31,325 --> 01:01:37,367
Sir, Sir! Great feat, Sir!
I thought I was at the Saint Cybard tournament!
772
01:01:45,908 --> 01:01:49,554
You said that this gentleman
Hub de Montmirail would be responsible
of the disappearance of the director.
773
01:01:49,971 --> 01:01:54,242
- He had to sequester Jacques-Henri and
strangle him with a chain!
- No excessive accusation.
774
01:01:54,788 --> 01:01:55,829
Jacques-Henri?
775
01:01:56,430 --> 01:01:58,306
Where am I?
Who brought me here?
776
01:01:58,512 --> 01:02:01,847
- Mr. Boss!
- Jacques-Henri, where are you from?
- I was force-fed stale water.
777
01:02:02,368 --> 01:02:05,077
I was tortured by a mad monk
who stuck me under a big wineskin.
778
01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:07,889
- I'm coming back from the Middle Ages!
- The Middle Ages!
779
01:02:08,618 --> 01:02:12,471
Hub de Montmirail must be sealed.
He's the one who drugged me
take me to the land of wolves.
780
01:02:12,992 --> 01:02:14,973
Drugged like Quartermaster Gibon?
781
01:02:16,015 --> 01:02:16,849
Pee !
782
01:02:25,806 --> 01:02:27,890
What is he doing in the broom closet?
783
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,662
I feel like he's relieving himself.
784
01:02:32,995 --> 01:02:35,182
- Where does this door lead?
- In the wine cellar.
785
01:02:35,599 --> 01:02:36,954
The wine cellar!
As if by chance!
786
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,788
Dive... with both left hands!
787
01:02:48,517 --> 01:02:50,079
- Planquet!
- Eh ?
788
01:02:51,330 --> 01:02:52,787
- Inflator!
- Yes.
789
01:03:00,288 --> 01:03:03,727
- Come on, whip, since
you know how to drive the cart.
- Immediately, Sir!
790
01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:09,039
Bring back the zodiac.
791
01:03:10,394 --> 01:03:12,892
Nothing's happening, stupid.
There is no noise.
792
01:03:13,205 --> 01:03:14,977
However, I press hard on the clanchette.
793
01:03:15,394 --> 01:03:17,478
As Lady Ginette did, Sir.
794
01:03:18,624 --> 01:03:21,123
What is all this chattering about, ah?!
795
01:03:22,894 --> 01:03:25,083
Get out of there, you villain!
You don't know how to drive carts!
796
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:28,728
Hosanna! Hosanna! Hosanna!
797
01:03:33,728 --> 01:03:35,291
Hold the reins, scoundrel!
798
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:36,854
The Estafette!
799
01:03:39,147 --> 01:03:44,042
Sir! I tame the cart,
She’s in my hand! Take your comfort.
800
01:04:29,254 --> 01:04:30,712
You're going backwards, idiot!
801
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,732
Certainly sir, but I can't do anything!
802
01:04:39,151 --> 01:04:42,796
It’s packed! It's em... It's packed!
803
01:04:44,568 --> 01:04:45,818
It’s packed!
804
01:04:46,443 --> 01:04:47,796
It’s packed!
805
01:05:06,049 --> 01:05:07,922
It's packed, sir!
806
01:05:18,424 --> 01:05:22,070
- Oh! Ah, the Saracen, sir! Saracen!
- It’s the sick ones!
807
01:05:23,008 --> 01:05:31,654
They are back, the sick! They are back, the sick!
They are back, the sick! They are back, the sick!
808
01:05:33,217 --> 01:05:38,529
- With these clothes we will not be
noticed in this hostile and stinking era.
- Yes ! The ruse is cunning!
809
01:05:41,862 --> 01:05:46,031
Let's not stand out.
So far we have finished well.
810
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:52,281
Gentlemen of the police.
Gentlemen of the police!
Gentlemen of the police!!
811
01:05:52,594 --> 01:05:54,780
- What does this bitch want?
- Silence larvae! Yes, woman?
812
01:05:55,301 --> 01:05:58,219
Excuse me for disturbing you, but
my son Eddie refuses to do his homework,
813
01:05:58,636 --> 01:06:03,948
because he's glued to the TV. And as I
often say, “If you continue like this, I will
call the police, and they will take you away.”
814
01:06:04,365 --> 01:06:07,700
So, I simply ask you to
scare him a little by scolding him, hm.
815
01:06:08,012 --> 01:06:10,302
Follow me. It's this way... Come.
816
01:06:11,553 --> 01:06:12,595
Quickly ! Quickly !
817
01:06:15,303 --> 01:06:17,386
Eddie! Here are the police.
818
01:06:18,637 --> 01:06:20,200
Yes, make your voice loud.
819
01:06:31,972 --> 01:06:33,326
Do your duty, little man!
820
01:06:34,889 --> 01:06:36,554
The cursed troubadour box!
821
01:06:40,201 --> 01:06:43,951
Suzanne! Mother Le Glou has gone crazy.
822
01:06:44,576 --> 01:06:46,244
She throws TVs out the window.
823
01:06:55,617 --> 01:06:57,493
- He's here.
- Free me!
- He's here.
824
01:06:58,223 --> 01:07:01,037
I didn't do anything!
I am Béatrice's husband.
825
01:07:01,662 --> 01:07:03,014
Drink this potion.
826
01:07:03,639 --> 01:07:05,515
What potion? ... What pot...?
827
01:07:07,495 --> 01:07:10,619
Per Horus, and per Ra...
828
01:07:13,329 --> 01:07:15,932
It's crazy! They came back!
Stop!
829
01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:20,725
- But Godfrey, are you there? For what ?
- My little girl, let's go to Dame Ginette.
830
01:07:21,142 --> 01:07:24,162
Larceny! She stole the Duke's jewels.
We must cut off his hand!
831
01:07:24,579 --> 01:07:27,080
Yes, the Duke of Puglia,
my future father-in-law.
832
01:07:28,018 --> 01:07:31,767
But what are you doing
in this outfit, first of all?
But where did you get these uniforms?
833
01:07:32,289 --> 01:07:33,955
- We found [them].
- Yes. In a cart.
834
01:07:34,164 --> 01:07:40,519
- Let's not stay here. If we find you like
That’s it, we’re all going to be… “chocolate”!
- Chocolate ! Crunch! Cru-u-nch!
835
01:07:40,832 --> 01:07:43,330
My Beatrice, you must
lead you to the place where Lady Ginette is staying.
836
01:07:43,538 --> 01:07:45,831
Dame Ginette slipped through my fingers in Bourges.
837
01:07:46,248 --> 01:07:49,580
- Let's go to Bourges.
- Yes. We're going to cut off his hand in Bourges.
This is the King’s land!
838
01:07:49,893 --> 01:07:52,498
She disappeared! Volatilized! Crossed out! Part !
839
01:07:52,915 --> 01:07:55,937
- Disappears?
- Disappears? Calamitas!
840
01:07:56,352 --> 01:07:57,081
It’s a tragedy, my little girl!
841
01:07:57,706 --> 01:08:01,666
We must bring back the holy relic
stayed here to close the corridors
of time which remained gaping.
842
01:08:02,187 --> 01:08:06,978
If the Duke dies, my marriage
will not be celebrated.
I will have no descendants.
843
01:08:07,395 --> 01:08:10,311
Good ! Okay, ultra-urgent,
you have to move your ass!
844
01:08:10,728 --> 01:08:14,688
- And my county will be delivered to the 7 plagues of Egypt.
- The 7 plagues of Egypt! That’s ugly!
845
01:08:19,687 --> 01:08:20,729
Is there anyone?
846
01:08:23,124 --> 01:08:25,730
- A provost, Sir!
- We need to stun him!
No neighborhood!
847
01:08:31,563 --> 01:08:36,252
Hop, hop... Take this jacket off!
Take that away from me, take that away from me!
Give me that penknife, you!
848
01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:39,272
It is out of the question that you touch
a hair's breadth from this gendarme!
849
01:08:39,689 --> 01:08:45,627
- But he's a provost! He's going to arrest us!
- Take off these stripes, that's it!
Come on, there you go, there, there!
850
01:08:46,044 --> 01:08:48,336
Come on, move around a little!
So !
851
01:08:48,857 --> 01:08:53,961
Come on ! Talk as little as possible!
And you, Godfrey, remember that you are
my cousin Hub and be very kind.
852
01:08:55,212 --> 01:08:56,567
- OK!?
- Is there anyone?
853
01:08:59,794 --> 01:09:01,983
- Hello, hello, colonel!
- Captain.
854
01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:06,253
Captain Batardet, National Gendarmerie.
I am looking for Mr. Hubert de Montmirail.
855
01:09:06,878 --> 01:09:10,005
You're right on target!
Hub came for tea...
856
01:09:10,837 --> 01:09:11,983
With his mechanic.
857
01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:15,838
Hello gentlemen.
858
01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:18,442
Hub is... rally driver.
859
01:09:18,754 --> 01:09:21,671
That's not what's most recommended
for speed limits.
860
01:09:37,609 --> 01:09:42,924
Since an accident, where they came close to death,
my cousin and his mechanic are doomed
blue and white.
861
01:09:43,654 --> 01:09:44,693
But I have nothing against it!
862
01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:48,757
- Did you have a fire?
- Yes, the TV blew.
863
01:09:49,383 --> 01:09:50,425
Suddenly.
864
01:09:51,257 --> 01:09:54,695
- Yes, I was also thinking... there is a smell
terrible in this house.
- Fire!
865
01:09:55,633 --> 01:10:01,258
Yes, I...I...I would rather have thought,
there is a smell of... feet.
866
01:10:01,466 --> 01:10:07,195
- It was the troubadour box that caused the big fire!
- You... you don't... know the Troubadour Box?
867
01:10:07,820 --> 01:10:09,592
This new show from Pascal Sevran?
868
01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:11,675
It's... it's very nostalgic.
869
01:10:11,987 --> 01:10:15,530
I rarely watch variety shows on TV.
I confine myself to the weather and lnfoRoute.
870
01:10:16,363 --> 01:10:17,510
Mr. de Montmirail,
871
01:10:17,925 --> 01:10:23,760
Monsieur Jacquard claims that you
would have drugged him and sequestered him in
a small cage, of the little girl type... La Balue...
872
01:10:31,157 --> 01:10:32,405
He emptied his morvines.
873
01:10:36,470 --> 01:10:39,281
You know Mr. Jacquard,
Who is the gentleman's brother, I believe?
874
01:10:39,593 --> 01:10:40,427
My brother is the puriner!
875
01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:43,137
Do you have another brother, besides Jacquard?
876
01:10:43,449 --> 01:10:44,492
Jacquard is my fillet.
877
01:10:44,906 --> 01:10:47,615
He's a vile and cowardly swine, just
good for pissing like a barrel.
878
01:10:47,824 --> 01:10:52,095
- Oh no, there. You're exaggerating, Hub!
- He drank the big wineskin and he
must piss to empty itself.
879
01:10:52,511 --> 01:10:55,116
Indeed, pardon the expression,
but he pees everywhere.
880
01:10:55,429 --> 01:10:59,595
So you agree to confirm
that... the gentleman's brother
is a notorious alcoholic.
881
01:11:00,637 --> 01:11:03,867
- He… he confirms.
- Come on, kind Beatrice, we must
find Lady Ginette immediately!
882
01:11:04,284 --> 01:11:05,324
And cut off his hand.
883
01:11:06,054 --> 01:11:07,721
Sorry... Cut off whose hand?
884
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:10,326
Oh yes ! No, my, it's... it's from a leper friend,
885
01:11:10,638 --> 01:11:12,512
who caught this in Borneo. So...
886
01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:16,889
His arm is cut off little by little,
it's abominable.
887
01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:19,492
So, we don't know where it [will] stop.
888
01:11:20,013 --> 01:11:23,452
It's scary to see that these diseases
are not yet eradicated.
Very harsh, sorry.
889
01:11:23,765 --> 01:11:25,325
Hey, there’s my husband.
890
01:11:26,784 --> 01:11:28,765
I'm going to stake myself.
My head is in pieces.
891
01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:33,660
Jean-Pierre, where have you been?
Haven't you been to golf?
But what state are you in?
892
01:11:33,973 --> 01:11:35,640
- I dozed off.
- Did you sleep?
893
01:11:36,474 --> 01:11:39,806
Yes, in the little wood,
had a terrible nightmare.
894
01:11:40,118 --> 01:11:41,265
headache, I'm going to bed again.
895
01:11:41,682 --> 01:11:43,349
At noon? Are you going to go back to bed?
896
01:11:43,870 --> 01:11:50,225
He's back! He's back!
He was at Pétronille’s house.
The Petronilla with the beautiful nipples, a-a-h!
897
01:11:52,101 --> 01:11:53,662
Why did you go to sleep
in the woods, Jean-Pierre?
898
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,204
- Who is this Petronilla?
- I don't know!
899
01:11:58,142 --> 01:12:01,892
Monsieur de Montmirail, come on over
this week at the police station
to make a statement,
900
01:12:02,121 --> 01:12:05,039
if you want to counter the accusations
malicious remarks from the gentleman's brother.
901
01:12:05,850 --> 01:12:07,725
It's a manure bag, my brother!
902
01:12:08,351 --> 01:12:11,476
Well, I see that the atmosphere is not
good luck in the family! Okay...
903
01:12:12,621 --> 01:12:13,663
My respects, madam.
904
01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,581
You should call your plumber,
because I wonder if, in the fire,
905
01:12:16,894 --> 01:12:20,226
not a pipe burst,
because, frankly, uh, it smells like sewer.
906
01:12:20,747 --> 01:12:21,997
I'll take you back.
907
01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:35,957
- What happened to your car?
- So...so...Nothing bad.
It was the cigarette lighter that blew.
908
01:12:36,478 --> 01:12:38,667
The cigarette lighter?
909
01:12:40,645 --> 01:12:41,686
Stunning!
910
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:45,438
Mr. Ouille, uh, tell me something.
911
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,729
It's a seemingly absurd idea, but,
912
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:51,479
do you and me
would not have been confronted
in a humid forest...
913
01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:54,396
...to wolves?
- Leus! Yes, to leus!
914
01:12:54,812 --> 01:12:55,959
Wolves, idiot!
915
01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:58,251
Okay, forget it.
Thanks anyway!
916
01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:01,167
- Is there a cigarette lighter in this vehicle?
- Affirmative, my captain.
917
01:13:01,584 --> 01:13:04,813
You have to be careful of these things,
it hits you in the corner
mouth in less than two.
918
01:13:07,313 --> 01:13:10,856
- Ah, Beatrice!
-Cora?
- I had a hard time finding your shack, eh.
919
01:13:11,377 --> 01:13:12,731
Hubert is there?
920
01:13:13,148 --> 01:13:15,751
Just a minute.
I open the portal for you.
921
01:13:18,148 --> 01:13:20,855
- Come on, my little girl! By cart!
- Later, Godfrey!
922
01:13:21,168 --> 01:13:23,773
There's a mega-tile, it's Cora,
cousin Hubert's wife.
923
01:13:24,086 --> 01:13:26,587
- Go and hide quickly! Quickly, quickly!
- Oh no, Hubert!
924
01:13:27,105 --> 01:13:30,128
You've been hiding for ten years.
This time, I won't let you run away.
925
01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:33,046
Is it dad?
926
01:13:33,358 --> 01:13:35,231
Yes, he has changed a lot.
927
01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:38,150
I would have barely recognized you! You took
a formidable old move, Hubert!
928
01:13:38,462 --> 01:13:39,817
Life hasn't spared you either, my dear.
929
01:13:40,545 --> 01:13:42,420
I could not have recognized you, too.
930
01:13:42,628 --> 01:13:47,837
- You're still so unpleasant!
So now I have no more doubts. It's really you.
- What is this female? We have to cut out his tongue!
931
01:13:48,358 --> 01:13:50,858
- Pardon ?
- Silence, larvae!
- Dad !
932
01:13:51,379 --> 01:13:53,151
Don't kiss your daughter?
933
01:13:55,755 --> 01:13:59,089
Ah! She's a little girl! Ah, the beautiful bastard!
934
01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:02,317
Hub has become amnesiac, Cora.
So you will have to be very patient.
935
01:14:02,734 --> 01:14:05,131
There you go, it's Philippine, Hub. Your daughter,
936
01:14:05,443 --> 01:14:08,151
That you had with Cora...
who is... your wife.
937
01:14:08,984 --> 01:14:11,798
Beautiful Lippine, seeing you gives me great happiness.
938
01:14:12,736 --> 01:14:15,443
My descendants are beautiful and pure
like the morning dew.
939
01:14:16,172 --> 01:14:17,527
I've waited so long, dad.
940
01:14:17,944 --> 01:14:19,195
Have you been in Borneo all this time?
941
01:14:19,716 --> 01:14:22,214
The bastard is not legitimate!
You have to put her in a convent.
942
01:14:23,673 --> 01:14:25,445
But what does he say?
What is this gibberish?
943
01:14:27,321 --> 01:14:28,777
Is that you I spoke to last night on the phone?
944
01:14:30,653 --> 01:14:31,799
Oh yes, that's it. It's him.
945
01:14:32,633 --> 01:14:36,799
- As usual, you found
friends who are great!
- Great! Ha, ha-ha!
946
01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:39,821
Maybe your daughter matters
a little more for you?
947
01:14:40,655 --> 01:14:42,946
Will you at least have decency,
to attend the ceremony?
948
01:14:43,363 --> 01:14:46,071
- So that's not going to be possible at all!
- I can't stay, woman.
949
01:14:46,592 --> 01:14:48,987
My destiny awaits me and I must
leave you with a heavy heart.
950
01:14:49,404 --> 01:14:53,364
- Oh what misery! What a pity
to abandon this bastard!
- But dad, I beg you!
951
01:14:53,989 --> 01:14:57,947
My blood is troubled by your request, young virgin.
But I can't access it.
952
01:14:58,364 --> 01:15:03,364
- My soul remains here with you,
but my body must go.
- It's very unfortunate, but that's how it is!
953
01:15:03,885 --> 01:15:07,219
- Come on, Philippine! Your father is disgusting!
- I am terribly disappointed.
954
01:15:07,636 --> 01:15:09,510
Me too ! I am very disappointed!
I'll accompany you.
955
01:15:11,177 --> 01:15:15,864
- What is this new genre that has taken on
Hubert to speak like an old book?
- Oh, a desire to return to one's roots, I suppose!
956
01:15:17,636 --> 01:15:21,283
- And where did the stupid friend come from?
- No idea. But they never leave each other, the two of them.
957
01:15:21,594 --> 01:15:22,635
Scary!
958
01:15:23,573 --> 01:15:24,824
In a cart, maraud!
959
01:15:27,325 --> 01:15:32,741
- It's the flood! It's the flood!
It's the flood! It's the flood!
- My God, what is wrong with you
960
01:15:33,158 --> 01:15:36,179
- done again to Jean-Pierre's car?
- It's just water!
We are not womenlets!
961
01:15:36,387 --> 01:15:37,428
By cart!
962
01:15:37,741 --> 01:15:43,158
- But what the hell have the two idiots been doing?
- It's the firefighters' fault, Jean-Pierre!
The car was full of fleet!
963
01:15:43,575 --> 01:15:45,554
I think the engine is rubbish.
964
01:15:45,971 --> 01:15:49,200
Come on, we're taking too long!
We need to find
the lace of Sainte Rolande!
965
01:15:49,513 --> 01:15:53,680
Impressive, this big tooth.
It looks like a... big calf's canine.
966
01:15:54,306 --> 01:15:57,222
Curious to have set this ox tooth
with so many precious stones.
967
01:15:57,534 --> 01:16:00,660
Yeah, well uh, how obvious is that
It's jewelry that my fiancé got...
968
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,348
like this, we are ready to do
a fifty-fifty with you if you can
get a good price! Yeah ?
969
01:16:06,286 --> 01:16:08,888
- I see.
- Master, I have the person online
that you wanted to contact.
970
01:16:09,201 --> 01:16:10,347
Perfect.
971
01:16:11,911 --> 01:16:13,995
- Um... Madame Hubert de Montmirail?
- Yes, it's me.
972
01:16:14,308 --> 01:16:16,910
My respects, madam.
Maître Valoche, auctioneer in Bourges.
973
01:16:17,327 --> 01:16:23,473
I have in my office a woman of a very
bad guy who just brought me jewelry
probably stolen from your husband.
974
01:16:25,662 --> 01:16:31,599
- I'm going to ask you for a moment.
I will have to examine all these parts under a microscope.
- Eh, eh, it's called come back!
975
01:16:32,016 --> 01:16:33,788
My husband's car... took the fleet.
976
01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:37,538
I need 6 Bosch candles
and tartan covers.
977
01:16:37,954 --> 01:16:39,621
This cart is well shod!
978
01:16:50,455 --> 01:16:52,748
Where are you from, my guy?
From Portugal, then?!
979
01:17:00,665 --> 01:17:01,707
What are you drinking?
980
01:17:02,123 --> 01:17:04,101
- Do you want a drink?
- It's not a refusal.
981
01:17:05,248 --> 01:17:08,270
- Does it come from your country?
- A-ha-ha...
- Good.
982
01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:22,751
It's for warriors.
983
01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:25,145
Hold ! It’s invigorating!
984
01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:32,958
I need a new battery, too.
985
01:17:40,563 --> 01:17:41,293
High !
986
01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:44,000
Low... High!
987
01:17:45,042 --> 01:17:46,189
Down !
988
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,980
- High !
- Mr. Ouille?
989
01:17:51,814 --> 01:17:54,523
Come help me carry the battery which is huge.
990
01:17:59,419 --> 01:18:02,337
It's 12 volts.
It's super heavy!
991
01:18:02,858 --> 01:18:05,043
There you go... How much do I owe you?
992
01:18:10,877 --> 01:18:13,899
Paulo, watch out for the tools!
993
01:18:14,837 --> 01:18:16,919
It's getting worse and worse, the staff, eh!
994
01:18:17,441 --> 01:18:22,025
- I have to replace some adjustable wrenches!
- It's true that it's becoming extremely hard to get help.
995
01:18:22,859 --> 01:18:25,879
Hello, hello, Mr. Ouille!
No nonsense with that!
996
01:18:28,796 --> 01:18:32,546
But what is this racket?
But Paulo! I'm going to move, a-a-ah!
997
01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:38,484
It's there, it's there.
998
01:18:38,901 --> 01:18:40,047
So !
999
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:44,525
- 2.623fr, rounded to 2.620.
- Very nice, Mr. Pochard.
1000
01:18:48,694 --> 01:18:51,192
But Paulo, but, but what did you do?
But...
1001
01:18:51,714 --> 01:18:55,049
That was a...garage, Mr. Ouille.
Did you like it?
1002
01:18:55,361 --> 01:18:57,028
- I gave Paulo a drink.
- Oh!
1003
01:18:57,236 --> 01:19:03,070
- He's a good companion, Paulo.
- Ah, you made a friend?
It's good ! He must have been happy!
1004
01:19:03,592 --> 01:19:05,152
It's that person there.
1005
01:19:09,842 --> 01:19:11,507
So, I'm stunned.
1006
01:19:11,716 --> 01:19:16,821
No, because my husband has always had
a weakness for girls... showy,
but no, it’s almost annoying for me!
1007
01:19:17,238 --> 01:19:19,008
- You don't think so, master?
- Eh, eh, yes, eh...
1008
01:19:20,153 --> 01:19:22,029
So you recognize these jewels?
1009
01:19:23,176 --> 01:19:26,092
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Yes, Hubert must have given them to this creature.
1010
01:19:27,551 --> 01:19:31,717
Be kind, don't say
a word about all this to my daughter,
she adores her father.
1011
01:19:31,925 --> 01:19:34,843
Maître Grandet, my lawyer, you
will contact you tomorrow
compensate for your kindness.
1012
01:19:35,260 --> 01:19:36,822
Oh, I wasn't doing it for that, ma'am!
1013
01:19:37,343 --> 01:19:38,801
I'm sure of it.
1014
01:19:39,426 --> 01:19:40,468
My respects, madam.
1015
01:19:43,594 --> 01:19:45,676
Okay, where are we?
But I'm starting to have cramps!
1016
01:19:45,989 --> 01:19:48,907
- Well, come on ma'am, take a broom!
- On another note, you big ass!
1017
01:19:49,219 --> 01:19:52,656
Madame de Montmirail had the indulgence,
not to notify the police to make you
lock up, but I won't have that patience!
1018
01:19:53,906 --> 01:19:59,427
- Give me back my jewelry immediately, you crook,
or you get my knee in the balls!
- Lucienne, Andrée!
1019
01:20:03,412 --> 01:20:04,663
Oh, I swear!
1020
01:20:05,207 --> 01:20:06,769
- Madame de Montmirail?
- Yes ?
1021
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:09,533
- Is your cousin Hubert still at home?
- Yes, why?
1022
01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:11,824
A complaint has been filed against you, sir.
1023
01:20:12,345 --> 01:20:14,741
Please follow us.
And his mechanic will follow us too.
1024
01:20:15,158 --> 01:20:17,555
- Me ?
- No, no, the mechanic is sir.
1025
01:20:19,846 --> 01:20:24,535
Monsieur de Montmirail is accused
of having sequestered the Quartermaster
Gibon in a cage.
1026
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:39,222
Ah, you're my fillot! He's back!
1027
01:20:39,638 --> 01:20:44,744
Hello fillot! Hello ! Hello fillot! Hello fillot! ...
1028
01:20:45,472 --> 01:20:48,390
It's very good, I too am
very happy that he came back, but...
There's no point in making all this hay.
1029
01:20:48,598 --> 01:20:51,725
Well, Mr. Jacquard, go and kiss your
brother, that will get us started
this confrontation in calm.
1030
01:20:52,037 --> 01:20:55,682
But I have no desire to kiss this pig.
Rather ask sir, who is
the real leader of the gang!
1031
01:20:55,995 --> 01:20:58,079
It is I who is leading the investigation, Mr. Jacquard.
1032
01:20:58,392 --> 01:21:01,307
Do you know Marshal Gibon?
1033
01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:05,786
- Certainly.
- Perfect. Are you sure you locked it in?
a typical little girl from La Balue after hitting him?
1034
01:21:06,203 --> 01:21:10,579
- Wildly.
- And forced him to swallow a quantity
phenomenal psychodyde... deva...
1035
01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:12,247
- Psychodysleptic.
- Yes, that.
1036
01:21:12,453 --> 01:21:15,996
So, consequences, loss of consciousness,
delirium, vomiting...
- Diarrhea...
1037
01:21:16,204 --> 01:21:18,080
Diarrhea, dehydration...
Do you confirm, Gibon?
1038
01:21:18,914 --> 01:21:20,579
- Gibon!
- Yes ! I confirm it...
1039
01:21:20,996 --> 01:21:22,143
- I reconfirm it!
- Understood, Gibon!
1040
01:21:22,455 --> 01:21:26,934
I remind you that a police officer is
sworn by law. So do well
be careful what you answer.
1041
01:21:27,246 --> 01:21:31,414
I don't have to answer to a man
who entered my room,
without me giving him permission.
1042
01:21:31,623 --> 01:21:36,311
- You suggest that Gibon would have entered
in your room without a warrant?
- No, but I'm dreaming! But what game are we playing?
1043
01:21:36,727 --> 01:21:38,602
If it's to conduct the investigation in such a lackadaisical manner,
1044
01:21:38,915 --> 01:21:42,456
you will hear about my
excellent friend the prefect Sylvain Luisbourg,
It's me who tells you!
1045
01:21:42,769 --> 01:21:48,811
- Yes, my fillot, I love you, I love you!
- Kind, kind, Mr. Couille... oh, flute! Sorry...
- Keep your cool, Mr. Jacquard!
1046
01:21:49,123 --> 01:21:53,394
It was I who asked Marshal Gibon
to search this rustic's room, because
I already had strong suspicions that he
1047
01:21:53,706 --> 01:21:57,875
and that infamous stinking gnome who claims to be
my brother was men of the Middle Ages!
1048
01:21:58,917 --> 01:22:01,832
- It's my fillet!
I saved him from the quiz!
- But look at him!
1049
01:22:03,187 --> 01:22:06,833
Is this normal behavior?
No, because he's a guy from the Middle Ages.
1050
01:22:07,771 --> 01:22:10,375
Mr. Ouille, gently,
really, I, I, I saturate.
1051
01:22:10,688 --> 01:22:12,668
And as for the big one, who doesn't smell like little green either,
1052
01:22:13,187 --> 01:22:16,521
he made me drink a bluish liquid and I
awakened in the Middle Ages, in the year 1000!
1053
01:22:17,042 --> 01:22:20,792
Surrounded by stinking gnomes who stung me
my gold Boucheron, perfectly!
1054
01:22:21,209 --> 01:22:23,814
I was covered in pitch, dragged to a stake,
which they lit with torches,
1055
01:22:24,334 --> 01:22:28,918
and after, and after being insane I was
tortured in stagnant water.
1056
01:22:29,127 --> 01:22:30,169
Likewise, I have a swollen bladder.
1057
01:22:30,690 --> 01:22:32,877
- But I urinate anywhere.
- Yes, I noticed it.
1058
01:22:33,292 --> 01:22:35,377
Captain, captain...it's bright!
1059
01:22:36,106 --> 01:22:40,272
Monsieur Jacquard gives the answer to all
the questions I have asked myself since
that I met these two rascals!
1060
01:22:41,001 --> 01:22:42,982
- They come from the Middle Ages.
- But obviously!
1061
01:22:43,399 --> 01:22:45,691
- Hola, fillet!
- Well, it's obvious, eh!
1062
01:22:46,004 --> 01:22:48,815
You have to be completely stupid
so as not to notice it!
1063
01:22:49,336 --> 01:22:52,358
They are two stinking rats from the Middle Ages!
1064
01:22:52,671 --> 01:22:56,316
Gibon, it's not because guys
feel their feet coming
necessarily from the Middle Ages.
1065
01:22:57,045 --> 01:23:00,275
We ourselves, at the gendarmerie,
we have a few specimens
and they are very good today.
1066
01:23:00,691 --> 01:23:04,025
Like that, it doesn't make any sense,
without this explanation.
1067
01:23:04,338 --> 01:23:06,735
“May I die, if I weaken”, eh,
the tow of chimneys,
1068
01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:08,713
the secret corridor that leads to the Montmirail treasure!
1069
01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:14,338
- But everything is clearer! Manants!
- Oh, but!
- You are all louts!
1070
01:23:16,318 --> 01:23:21,838
- But everything is bright! Everything is crystal clear!
- Enough, Gibon! It's a confrontation,
not a circus act.
1071
01:23:22,359 --> 01:23:23,923
But you don't believe me! Look at that!
1072
01:23:24,444 --> 01:23:25,902
I also have the after-effects of the stake.
1073
01:23:26,110 --> 01:23:27,359
The thumb of the foot is scorched.
1074
01:23:27,567 --> 01:23:31,736
See, what is this? Did I invent it?
But look at the color difference!
1075
01:23:32,361 --> 01:23:37,778
- Oh, the foot!
- Thumb, there! Look! SO ? SO ?
- Doctor, give Mr. Jacquard a sedative.
1076
01:23:38,090 --> 01:23:40,383
Goons... You are all goons.
1077
01:23:40,592 --> 01:23:43,611
And this defrocked monk's outfit,
I'm inventing it too, right?
1078
01:23:44,028 --> 01:23:46,425
No, you think that's the type
clothes that I usually wear?
1079
01:23:46,633 --> 01:23:50,070
- It's the trifle of the trivia!
- I don't know, but it stinks
wine and cheese, it’s undeniable.
1080
01:23:50,487 --> 01:23:56,217
- He will sleep for at least 24 hours.
- But, no but, but what are you... No but...
But let go... But let me go! But I... But finally!
1081
01:23:56,737 --> 01:24:01,112
- I'm going to give him a good dose of horse!
- I don't want your painkiller.
I feel very good. Let me go!
1082
01:24:02,884 --> 01:24:05,905
Sorry, Count. I didn't think
that the confrontation would escalate to this point.
1083
01:24:06,322 --> 01:24:10,176
We will take this again on Monday at the gendarmerie,
when Gibon and Jacquard will have
found more coherent arguments.
1084
01:24:10,489 --> 01:24:14,863
You are a wise man, the provost.
I promise not to touch you
on these men to avenge the offense.
1085
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:17,468
So ! That's super smart, Hub.
1086
01:24:18,198 --> 01:24:19,344
I commend you to God!
1087
01:24:19,656 --> 01:24:23,093
My fillet! He's failing!
We have to make vinegar for him!
1088
01:24:23,406 --> 01:24:25,907
- Crystal clear!
- I'm not sure that vinegar is ideal.
1089
01:24:26,532 --> 01:24:29,447
Oh, my poor old man, but what a family!
Was your father already an alcoholic?
1090
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:34,450
My father died frozen in the pond,
because of his club foot, going
drink at the Duchenot tavern.
1091
01:24:35,385 --> 01:24:39,658
Ah, I see, yes...
In the end, you came out the best!
Looking forward to it!
1092
01:24:43,303 --> 01:24:45,491
Madam Countess,
your husband on the phone.
1093
01:24:46,846 --> 01:24:50,491
Thank you... Hello, Jean-Pierre?
What's going on? Another tile?
1094
01:24:50,908 --> 01:24:53,617
- I can't go golfing
because the romano came back.
- Lady Ginette?
1095
01:24:53,826 --> 01:24:54,868
Yes, that's it, Ginette, yes.
1096
01:24:55,283 --> 01:24:59,242
- Oh, what a bowl!
- Talk about a blast! She got beaten up by
two big women, she’s in a sorry state!
1097
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:02,992
- They were bitten too, the two big sows!
- I, I, I'm coming, darling!
1098
01:25:03,409 --> 01:25:06,117
We're going to cut off his hand.
Ding and dong! (etc.)
1099
01:25:06,534 --> 01:25:07,993
That’s enough, Mr. Ouille!
1100
01:25:08,410 --> 01:25:10,805
There, at home, you cut what
you want, but here, it doesn't happen.
1101
01:25:11,014 --> 01:25:13,201
- At home, you don't cut
not the hand of thieves?
- No, no, no! It doesn't happen.
1102
01:25:13,618 --> 01:25:16,430
- But then, they do it again!
- Yes, no, it's more complicated than that, Godefroy.
1103
01:25:16,639 --> 01:25:19,557
- Don't go so fast, I'm out of breath!
- Ah, Madame Goulard, that’s good, I was going to your house.
1104
01:25:20,182 --> 01:25:21,640
- Yes, but I don't really have time.
- It's very important, ma'am!
1105
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:24,452
Paulo tells me he's your gardener
Portuguese who activated the lever!
1106
01:25:24,869 --> 01:25:26,536
My Portuguese gardener?
1107
01:25:29,556 --> 01:25:31,327
- And then!
- Wow!
1108
01:25:31,953 --> 01:25:33,203
Effectively.
1109
01:25:33,412 --> 01:25:36,327
I'm talking to my husband about it, sir
Pochard, and I'm talking to you.
1110
01:25:36,535 --> 01:25:39,870
Well, bigophone quickly!
Because I have to
reimburse the van!
1111
01:25:45,599 --> 01:25:48,726
- Where do you think you are?
We're not going in while I'm operating!
- I no longer have the jewelry!
1112
01:25:49,141 --> 01:25:50,600
They were stolen from me!
1113
01:25:51,121 --> 01:25:53,621
Oh ! What are all these instruments, sir!
1114
01:25:54,142 --> 01:25:57,580
That's their quiz, man.
The good Jean-Pierre administers to him.
1115
01:25:58,934 --> 01:26:01,018
- Come over here.
- Ah, the larceny!
1116
01:26:02,164 --> 01:26:03,309
Are you two going to stay there?
1117
01:26:03,830 --> 01:26:06,955
- Do your duty, executioner.
- What do you say?
- Sadistic executioner!
1118
01:26:07,268 --> 01:26:10,080
But what a cozy place! I gave you an injection!
This bastard got into a fight!
1119
01:26:10,601 --> 01:26:13,936
- Eh, I was hit by 2 big ones
sows at the jewelry expert!
-Where is my jewelry, you larceny?
1120
01:26:14,353 --> 01:26:16,330
Yes, say it urgently, or your hand will be cut off.
1121
01:26:16,747 --> 01:26:18,623
Sit down, you! You settle your accounts afterwards!
1122
01:26:19,561 --> 01:26:20,707
And you, open your mouth!
1123
01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:24,248
[I] make you a little imprint,
and next time I will put you
a beautiful tooth... made of lead.
1124
01:26:24,665 --> 01:26:26,749
No-no but you're dreaming, right?
I don't want to be disfigured.
1125
01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:28,416
Can you afford better?
1126
01:26:30,706 --> 01:26:31,748
Close your mouth.
1127
01:26:36,645 --> 01:26:37,686
Oh, stop your circus.
1128
01:26:41,542 --> 01:26:44,562
- Done, rinse.
- Damn, it hurts like hell!
1129
01:26:44,979 --> 01:26:48,313
- The fontenette! Ah!
- Don't drink that!
1130
01:26:48,626 --> 01:26:49,875
No but, really graceful, eh!
1131
01:26:50,396 --> 01:26:54,147
- Jean-Pierre, Jean-Pierre, there is a small problem with
the mechanic. He wants you to pay off a van.
- Get out of this pharmacy, my little girl.
1132
01:26:54,772 --> 01:26:57,271
- The question is not
a show for females!
- [What] are you talking about, Godfrey?
1133
01:26:57,688 --> 01:27:02,794
- Take the two zigotos,
They're messing with my system!
- Have you brought back the jewelry, dear Lady Ginette?
1134
01:27:03,106 --> 01:27:05,189
I don't have them anymore. It was Hubert's girlfriend who stole them.
1135
01:27:05,606 --> 01:27:07,898
- Nana?
- Nana, it's an expression for
designate a woman, that’s it.
1136
01:27:08,211 --> 01:27:13,315
- Hubert's girl is the wife
by Hubert, Cora. Do you understand?
- Take me straight away to Cora la Nana.
1137
01:27:21,441 --> 01:27:22,900
It's crazy here!
1138
01:27:23,213 --> 01:27:24,564
We're going to throat the girl here!
1139
01:27:25,502 --> 01:27:31,544
- It's because of this bitch that I lost a tooth.
Compensation should be provided!
- We're not going to force anyone's throat, let's remain diplomatic!
1140
01:27:32,795 --> 01:27:37,066
I warn you, Godfrey, if you want to recover
your relic, you are... Montmirail Hub.
1141
01:27:37,274 --> 01:27:39,983
I hate to lie, but when
It’s necessary, I know how to pretend.
1142
01:27:42,797 --> 01:27:43,941
Hello ! Hello !
1143
01:27:44,254 --> 01:27:48,005
- Open! Open!
- Calm down, Mr. Ouille!
1144
01:27:49,672 --> 01:27:51,338
What is this noise?
1145
01:27:51,755 --> 01:27:53,318
Hubert... What are you doing here?
1146
01:27:53,735 --> 01:27:56,339
I just told everyone that you
was detained on business abroad.
1147
01:27:56,652 --> 01:27:59,881
- And then what is all this nonsense?
- Who is going to pay for my incisor?
1148
01:28:00,193 --> 01:28:00,923
Not now, Madame Couille.
1149
01:28:01,548 --> 01:28:07,069
Beautiful doe, my girl,
Seeing you again fills my eyes with joy.
You are fresh like morning dew.
1150
01:28:07,694 --> 01:28:10,299
Give me back my jewels, and I will give you back
grace then by kissing you tenderly.
1151
01:28:10,611 --> 01:28:15,091
Ah, that's why you came,
I understand now. Your jewelry
are safe in the safe at my notary.
1152
01:28:15,612 --> 01:28:16,550
Go and ask for it right away!
1153
01:28:16,862 --> 01:28:18,527
I won't bother master
Binard at this time.
1154
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:21,132
And why do you want them in the first place?
To pass them on to this slut?
1155
01:28:21,341 --> 01:28:24,257
Hey wait! Streak ?! No but,
you looked at yourself! Old cod!
1156
01:28:24,882 --> 01:28:27,904
Come on, take off your jewelry, or we'll
cut the hand...the cod.
1157
01:28:28,633 --> 01:28:30,301
Cora, honey, what are you doing?
1158
01:28:31,132 --> 01:28:33,841
I just decanted a Cheval Blanc 61
for an aperitif, a marvel!
1159
01:28:34,050 --> 01:28:36,863
- Luigny!
- The Burgundian! To death!
1160
01:28:38,633 --> 01:28:40,925
- But you are crazy!
- Crazy ! Crazy !
1161
01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:44,466
Calm down, my Jacquiouille.
This man is only Buté's grandson.
1162
01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:48,530
- Your boyfriend is completely drained!
He could have hurt Valéry!
- Excuse him!
1163
01:28:49,051 --> 01:28:54,052
He's a rough man, and he was scared.
No, honestly, you opened
the door so brutally,
1164
01:28:54,677 --> 01:28:57,907
They thought it was an attack!
- No but, wait!
Maybe it was me who attacked you?
1165
01:28:58,426 --> 01:28:59,468
A little.
1166
01:28:59,676 --> 01:29:03,011
Ah, dad, you are here!
Everyone wanted to meet you.
Come on.
1167
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:08,636
Diplomacy is off to a bad start, Madame Goulard, eh?
1168
01:29:09,157 --> 01:29:12,072
We just have to put our feet in the dish
right away and then talk about my
dental compensation illico presto!
1169
01:29:12,385 --> 01:29:15,824
Oh no! Oh no! We will wait,
Madame Ouille, we will wait!
1170
01:29:18,013 --> 01:29:19,573
My parents-in-law die
want to know you, dad.
1171
01:29:20,928 --> 01:29:22,804
Mr. and Mrs. Lumeau-Pericard, Dad.
1172
01:29:23,117 --> 01:29:24,888
My future father-in-law is
Rector of the Academy of Nancy,
1173
01:29:25,512 --> 01:29:30,201
a graduate of classics and a history buff.
- Oh, feru... gineuse!
1174
01:29:36,868 --> 01:29:37,597
Good evening.
1175
01:29:42,284 --> 01:29:46,138
- His first cousin, Béatrice de Montmirail.
- Good evening.
- Nice to meet you, ma'am.
- Good evening.
1176
01:29:46,763 --> 01:29:51,348
- 'evening !
- And... sir and madam... uh...?
- Ouille, Hubert employees.
1177
01:29:52,180 --> 01:29:56,661
- Who will not stay with us for dinner.
- Mortecouille! We're not having fun!
1178
01:29:56,974 --> 01:30:00,097
Sorry, but it's the other acorn called Ouille.
I'm Ginette Sarclay.
1179
01:30:00,514 --> 01:30:06,973
- Nice to meet you, Mrs. Gland...oh...Barclay.
- Because to be employed, you would first have to be cheated.
- I would like to introduce you to my fiancé, Benoît.
1180
01:30:07,390 --> 01:30:08,223
Good day sir. Very honored.
1181
01:30:10,204 --> 01:30:12,286
Ah, young virgin!
Be vigorous!
1182
01:30:12,910 --> 01:30:17,079
And try to work from night
wedding to work on your beloved...
1183
01:30:17,288 --> 01:30:18,642
so that she gives us a beautiful male heir!
1184
01:30:20,099 --> 01:30:24,163
- It's original.
- Long live lovers!
- Long live lovers!
1185
01:30:27,079 --> 01:30:29,475
Hubert has always been very toasty.
1186
01:30:37,705 --> 01:30:39,371
The delicious vinasse!
1187
01:30:41,143 --> 01:30:43,956
Tell me, girl, what is she doing
a Luigny at the Montmirail family?
1188
01:30:44,477 --> 01:30:47,601
Hubert, I don't know what we were telling you
but that is surely very exaggerated!
1189
01:30:48,018 --> 01:30:50,935
- You don't have to justify this.
Sorry for this deplorable scene!
- [It's apparent] that he was quick to replace dad!
1190
01:30:52,603 --> 01:30:54,894
- Filipina!
- Filipina, shut up. Don't interfere in our affairs!
1191
01:30:55,310 --> 01:30:57,603
That’s one word too many, Burgundian!
I'm going to defenestrate you!
1192
01:30:58,020 --> 01:30:59,061
Burgundian swine!
1193
01:30:59,476 --> 01:31:05,729
- Ouch, drop that penknife!
- Please, dad, don't ruin my evening!
- Please forgive him! Be magnanimous.
1194
01:31:06,146 --> 01:31:07,185
Yes...
1195
01:31:07,602 --> 01:31:08,749
You are lucky!
1196
01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:11,667
Nicole and Bernard, I am sorry.
1197
01:31:13,437 --> 01:31:16,354
Hubert, you get out of here immediately!
1198
01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:19,584
I'm going to bring the notary
tomorrow morning before the wedding
and I will return your jewelry.
1199
01:31:20,104 --> 01:31:22,916
That way, everything will be settled between us,
we will have nothing more to say to each other.
1200
01:31:23,438 --> 01:31:24,584
I'm not picking a quarrel with you.
1201
01:31:25,001 --> 01:31:26,147
My butt!
1202
01:31:26,356 --> 01:31:30,000
- But you will understand that after the circus that you come
to do, I don't insist on keeping you for dinner!
- Certainly.
1203
01:31:30,417 --> 01:31:33,542
And if I may, let me tell you
that your friends are not happy!
1204
01:31:35,105 --> 01:31:37,188
- Ladies and gentlemen!
- Beatrice...
1205
01:31:37,605 --> 01:31:39,690
Really, nice to have met you.
1206
01:31:41,564 --> 01:31:44,169
Farewell ladies
and handsome gentlemen.
1207
01:31:46,252 --> 01:31:47,293
Very original!
1208
01:31:47,605 --> 01:31:48,960
Rather chilly, like the welcome!
1209
01:31:49,273 --> 01:31:53,439
- Yes, well, it wasn't very clever
nor to castagne the Duke of Luigny.
- He's a felon!
1210
01:31:53,751 --> 01:31:57,920
- A dirty Burgundian who sucks shit!
- Stay correct, Mr. Ouille.
1211
01:31:59,692 --> 01:32:01,565
Take us quickly to your lodging, I'm very hungry.
1212
01:32:01,982 --> 01:32:05,525
Oh yeah, let's move on to the Pizza Hut of
Ponteau-les-Robert, I have fangs too.
1213
01:32:10,629 --> 01:32:12,400
A thigh or the breast, Ouch?
1214
01:32:12,713 --> 01:32:13,753
The thigh! The thigh!
1215
01:32:14,274 --> 01:32:16,670
And you, Lady Ginette, white or wing?
1216
01:32:16,983 --> 01:32:18,129
I don't care!
1217
01:32:19,380 --> 01:32:23,129
Ah, polite, eh. Truly, the bourgeois at the table,
bums on the ground, thank you democracy!
1218
01:32:23,546 --> 01:32:25,318
- Silence, bitch.
- Yes, lower your voice!
1219
01:32:25,734 --> 01:32:27,713
Here. Here are some fries.
1220
01:32:29,276 --> 01:32:32,923
- Oh ! The fries! The fries! Ah!
- But you're disgusting!
1221
01:32:34,797 --> 01:32:36,568
Ah, ah! The fries! The fries!
1222
01:32:39,068 --> 01:32:43,756
- I want to eat my fries on the floor too.
- You are not a beggar, my fillot!
You are a Montmirail.
1223
01:32:44,173 --> 01:32:46,465
- Never forget it.
- Yes, sir.
- He's a bit Goulard, too.
1224
01:32:47,401 --> 01:32:48,131
But... Don't quibble!
1225
01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:51,987
- It's not normal that we don't have
our share of jewelry!
- Damned jewelry store!
1226
01:32:52,404 --> 01:32:58,341
This jewelry store belongs to Duke Fulbert, but
the Frapouille will have a few rubies drawn
from my safe, if he comes home tomorrow, with me.
1227
01:32:58,654 --> 01:33:00,842
- Ugh! Ugh! I won't go! I will save myself.
1228
01:33:01,049 --> 01:33:06,259
- But don't be an idiot, Jacques... but...
eh... eh... Don't you like little rubies?
- Do you want to go there?!
1229
01:33:06,676 --> 01:33:09,278
This is reasonable!
The three of you are leaving tomorrow...
1230
01:33:09,695 --> 01:33:11,467
And everything will return to normal.
1231
01:33:12,405 --> 01:33:13,447
And we won't regret you!
1232
01:33:25,217 --> 01:33:26,677
Madam is waiting for you, sir.
1233
01:33:28,029 --> 01:33:29,280
I stay there.
1234
01:33:35,739 --> 01:33:37,198
What is this outfit?
1235
01:33:37,406 --> 01:33:38,448
Hurry up, woman.
1236
01:33:38,865 --> 01:33:40,636
Your jewels are there, see!
You can check, nothing is missing.
1237
01:33:42,822 --> 01:33:44,073
The lace!
1238
01:33:44,698 --> 01:33:47,200
- Thank you, sweet Cora.
- Oh, please, no hypocrisy.
1239
01:33:47,928 --> 01:33:51,053
For my part, I am not one hundred percent
packed for you to stay at the wedding,
1240
01:33:51,365 --> 01:33:53,867
but I know it would make your daughter very happy, so...
1241
01:33:57,824 --> 01:33:59,908
I don't hate you, quarrelsome Cora.
1242
01:34:04,283 --> 01:34:06,471
I don't hate you either, Hubert.
1243
01:34:08,762 --> 01:34:11,054
- Do you have lace?
- Certainly.
1244
01:34:11,471 --> 01:34:15,116
So now at home,
a little chocolate, and pffit...
1245
01:34:15,742 --> 01:34:18,763
- The great journey!
- Yes, let's go home quickly.
We need to close the corridors.
1246
01:34:19,180 --> 01:34:20,222
Dad !
1247
01:34:20,743 --> 01:34:23,972
- Go wait for me in the cart.
- Oh no, no, we don't have time.
- In the cart and silence!
1248
01:34:24,285 --> 01:34:27,202
Oh well, okay, if it's
that tone... me... I...
1249
01:34:28,867 --> 01:34:32,098
- Did he get the little rubies?
- In cart and silence!
1250
01:34:33,765 --> 01:34:35,328
Are you still not staying at my wedding?
1251
01:34:36,055 --> 01:34:41,058
- My heart is in tears, and I cannot
don't stay here like I told you.
- It's not possible to do that to me today.
1252
01:34:41,370 --> 01:34:44,494
- But now, you have to stay.
- My little girl, I am not your father,
1253
01:34:44,911 --> 01:34:48,973
and I have a big journey to accomplish
to go back to where I came from.
- Who are you, if you are not my father?
1254
01:34:49,702 --> 01:34:51,370
You look so much like him.
1255
01:34:51,578 --> 01:34:54,705
I am an old ancestor and my heart understands
to your emotion as if I were your father.
1256
01:34:55,121 --> 01:34:56,162
But I suffered so much...
1257
01:34:56,682 --> 01:34:58,245
to be abandoned.
1258
01:34:59,079 --> 01:35:02,412
So take his place at least for
my marriage, do it for me.
1259
01:35:04,079 --> 01:35:05,954
You don't know what you're asking me.
1260
01:35:06,371 --> 01:35:07,726
When I saw you yesterday morning,
1261
01:35:08,039 --> 01:35:12,725
I was shocked to the bottom of my heart.
I was so happy to introduce you
to Benoît and everyone,
1262
01:35:13,142 --> 01:35:18,143
don't take this happiness away from me, I beg you.
Tell me you love me and stay...
whoever you are.
1263
01:35:19,393 --> 01:35:22,206
Lord, if I stay, what will happen to the Duke of Puglia?
1264
01:35:23,247 --> 01:35:26,060
I beg you.
Tell me “yes”.
I beg you.
1265
01:35:26,373 --> 01:35:28,457
I love you my little, little little girl.
1266
01:35:29,082 --> 01:35:32,727
I will lead you to the altar,
I swear it to you on my sword.
1267
01:35:34,708 --> 01:35:37,831
- I am very proud to know that you are of my blood.
- Me too.
1268
01:35:41,687 --> 01:35:46,062
- We don't compromise with tradition, in the in-laws.
- Why is he carrying a sword? Is he an academician?
1269
01:35:46,791 --> 01:35:48,771
He insisted that she wear this horror!
1270
01:35:49,188 --> 01:35:51,999
We don't care. He will take it back
at the end of the ceremony.
1271
01:35:58,458 --> 01:36:00,125
It smells like cheese in this church.
1272
01:36:01,793 --> 01:36:06,167
- Feet.
- [May] the Lord unite you...
and may he himself be with you.
- It smells like pinlots, my darling.
1273
01:36:07,438 --> 01:36:11,605
He, who took pity on two children
unique... Do, Lord...
1274
01:36:29,086 --> 01:36:31,481
Where is the Frapouille hiding?
We have to go back.
1275
01:36:31,689 --> 01:36:32,732
I'm going to make my cocoa.
1276
01:36:33,461 --> 01:36:37,002
My little girl, we do these things,
we don't say them.
1277
01:36:37,418 --> 01:36:38,461
Let's keep it secret.
1278
01:36:44,815 --> 01:36:47,108
Do you fart well, my grandfather?
1279
01:36:50,649 --> 01:36:52,524
Oh ! What a beautiful mantel!
1280
01:36:53,150 --> 01:36:58,775
- But what are you doing with this thing?!
You really want us to be spotted!
- It's a beautiful fabric, with gold, eh!
1281
01:36:59,608 --> 01:37:02,630
You really are obsessed with thugs, you!
1282
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:06,172
- Do you have any cocoa powder?
- Oh no, ma'am.
1283
01:37:06,589 --> 01:37:09,089
Well, we have to find something,
because nature looks like glue.
1284
01:37:09,714 --> 01:37:12,214
Mr and Mrs Ouille
will never want to swallow it!
1285
01:37:12,422 --> 01:37:17,111
It's a big problem if
I take a quick look?
I am Béa, Madame Cora's cousin.
1286
01:37:26,173 --> 01:37:28,883
I'm going to stick this in the cocoon car.
You manage to grab the keys from him.
1287
01:37:29,716 --> 01:37:31,068
Ah, good food!
1288
01:37:41,904 --> 01:37:43,155
It’s a good fish!
1289
01:37:47,425 --> 01:37:49,717
- A thousand pardons, lord.
- No, it's me.
1290
01:37:49,926 --> 01:37:52,946
Ah, but we know each other!
You are Jacquard’s brother!
How are you ?
1291
01:37:53,258 --> 01:37:55,030
Quite simply, the provost, quite simply!
1292
01:37:55,551 --> 01:38:01,384
- Do you have a valet costume?
Do you help with reception?
- Thank you, lord, you are indeed good.
1293
01:38:04,406 --> 01:38:05,551
Poor guy.
1294
01:38:26,177 --> 01:38:30,346
This...it seems weird, like that,
but it's a magic potion.
You can't understand.
1295
01:38:33,574 --> 01:38:35,450
Yes ! We were very...
1296
01:38:35,891 --> 01:38:37,220
Ah, my God, what a cad!
1297
01:38:37,430 --> 01:38:40,762
- Cora, my nana, don’t you know
where is my squire hiding?
- No, Hubert.
1298
01:38:41,387 --> 01:38:42,742
This rascal is hiding.
1299
01:38:52,846 --> 01:38:54,617
- Is there a hand sink somewhere?
- Over there.
1300
01:39:00,972 --> 01:39:03,577
- There you go!
- Oh! You scare me.
1301
01:39:03,889 --> 01:39:06,910
- But what is that?
- A beautiful fish.
It's very fresh and delicious.
1302
01:39:07,535 --> 01:39:09,931
It stinks and then it's puffy now
you put it on the hood!
1303
01:39:10,244 --> 01:39:12,118
-Do you have the key to the digger?
The key to his car?
- No.
1304
01:39:12,430 --> 01:39:16,286
But find yourself there, my bastard!
And then manage to invent
a pipot to get the key!
1305
01:39:16,599 --> 01:39:18,370
[Meanwhile] I watch the silverware.
1306
01:39:19,097 --> 01:39:28,266
- The key.
- Yes, the key.
- The key. The key. Key, the key, key... key... the... the...
1307
01:39:46,392 --> 01:39:47,538
More bass.
1308
01:39:49,934 --> 01:39:54,205
Get me the streetlight, fuck the streetlight!
1309
01:39:57,331 --> 01:39:58,373
It’s okay guys! We stop.
1310
01:39:59,207 --> 01:40:02,331
Come on, kawa break and then,
We attack, we impress them!
1311
01:40:02,644 --> 01:40:03,998
Come on, girls.
1312
01:40:17,228 --> 01:40:18,688
Jacquouille... Jacquouille.
1313
01:40:18,896 --> 01:40:20,665
Ah, crazy!
1314
01:40:23,270 --> 01:40:24,729
Okay!
1315
01:40:26,706 --> 01:40:28,061
Sus au Bourguignon!
1316
01:40:28,374 --> 01:40:30,354
And we will peel the rush
1317
01:40:30,667 --> 01:40:33,687
like the bailiff of Limousin
1318
01:40:34,104 --> 01:40:36,187
That we hung one fine morning
1319
01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:37,646
That we hanged
1320
01:40:37,959 --> 01:40:40,458
With his guts!
1321
01:40:41,605 --> 01:40:42,646
What is this?
1322
01:40:42,959 --> 01:40:45,460
I think it's your musicians
that match, darling.
1323
01:40:46,502 --> 01:40:48,689
Jacquouille! ...Jacquouillot!
1324
01:40:54,939 --> 01:40:58,064
- The dike of the ass when returning from Nantes...
- There's another new guy messing around with the sound system there.
1325
01:40:58,273 --> 01:40:59,732
Coming back from Nantes,
1326
01:40:59,940 --> 01:41:00,876
from Nantes to Montaigu.
1327
01:41:01,189 --> 01:41:03,273
- [He could have been] more discreet!
- It's modern!
1328
01:41:04,211 --> 01:41:08,481
The dam of the ass charms my crossbow!
The dam of the ass charms my crossbow!
1329
01:41:09,106 --> 01:41:10,357
And I'm punching him right in the ass!
1330
01:41:16,503 --> 01:41:19,213
Jacquouille...Jacquouille, where are you?
1331
01:41:19,838 --> 01:41:21,815
Jacquouille! Jacquouille!
1332
01:41:23,691 --> 01:41:26,505
Jacquouille...
Jacquouille!
1333
01:41:29,629 --> 01:41:31,400
Long live Louis Vl the Fat!
1334
01:41:31,609 --> 01:41:33,276
Godfrey, Godfrey.
1335
01:41:33,485 --> 01:41:36,817
Unwind cattails and cattails
1336
01:41:37,234 --> 01:41:40,567
Light candles.
1337
01:41:40,879 --> 01:41:43,068
Eh, du Guesclin, can I ask you
to drop the mic?
1338
01:41:43,692 --> 01:41:45,151
It's professional equipment and it's expensive, thank you.
1339
01:41:45,464 --> 01:41:50,569
- I grant your request, troubadour!
Delight the wedding party with your beautiful airs.
- Is he stupid or what? A microphone with four thousand bullets!
1340
01:41:51,090 --> 01:41:52,131
Mr. Ouille!
1341
01:41:53,277 --> 01:41:56,715
Ah, Lady Beatrice! Lady Ginette wants to see you.
1342
01:41:57,131 --> 01:41:59,527
She is looking for... the key.
1343
01:42:00,049 --> 01:42:04,841
Yes okay, good.
In the meantime, taste me
this good little soup.
1344
01:42:11,403 --> 01:42:17,237
- Ugh! It's chalky! There is no smell.
Oh, that makes me shiver.
- You are difficult!
1345
01:42:18,070 --> 01:42:19,946
Don't move from here, I'll be back.
1346
01:42:20,259 --> 01:42:23,799
- I'm waiting... for the key.
- That's the key!
1347
01:42:24,529 --> 01:42:27,551
- Is there anything more modern than a sink unblocker?
- Ah, they're cheapskates here, old man.
1348
01:42:29,008 --> 01:42:29,945
Oh shit !
1349
01:42:43,802 --> 01:42:45,676
Hey, oh! What are you
make in the office?
1350
01:42:48,905 --> 01:42:50,260
But what is making this noise?
1351
01:43:07,242 --> 01:43:08,489
But hurry!
1352
01:43:09,219 --> 01:43:13,179
- You don't dance, captain?
- With you, dear madam,
it would be a real pleasure.
1353
01:43:14,534 --> 01:43:16,720
Yes, uh... Me too, but there,
1354
01:43:17,762 --> 01:43:19,846
excuse me, on the way back, perhaps.
1355
01:43:31,617 --> 01:43:42,972
Meeting her at friends' house,
I tell her, miss,
So what do you do for a living?
1356
01:43:43,806 --> 01:43:51,098
Well she replied,
I sell apples, pears,
- Apple!
1357
01:43:51,411 --> 01:43:58,599
...and scoubidous, scoubidous, ah!
Scoubidous, scoubidous, ah!
1358
01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:00,996
Apples !
- Apples !
1359
01:44:01,204 --> 01:44:03,077
Pears!
- Pears!
1360
01:44:03,286 --> 01:44:10,578
- The bride is lovely.
...and scoubidous, scoubidous, ah!
- Scoubidous, scoubidous, ah!
1361
01:44:11,099 --> 01:44:15,059
We danced all night...
- Apples! Pears!
1362
01:44:15,268 --> 01:44:17,662
But one day, we left,
1363
01:44:18,183 --> 01:44:24,954
At home, discussing love...
- Apples! Pears!
...Scoubidous-badous.
1364
01:44:25,163 --> 01:44:26,517
And dou and dou!
1365
01:44:27,768 --> 01:44:30,788
- Pears!
- Apples !
- Scoubidous... scoubidous.
1366
01:44:32,039 --> 01:44:33,184
Apples !
1367
01:44:34,122 --> 01:44:34,956
Pears!
1368
01:44:50,164 --> 01:44:52,040
Leave the troubadours! Come away!
1369
01:44:52,874 --> 01:44:56,104
- I'm not leaving, sir.
- Give me back that microphone!
- Don't argue!
1370
01:45:01,938 --> 01:45:03,081
What is it?
1371
01:45:03,394 --> 01:45:06,520
- Ah, I will not go, sir!
- Morbleu!
1372
01:45:06,833 --> 01:45:07,980
But stop!
1373
01:45:09,230 --> 01:45:10,479
But no ! But it's going down, that's it!
1374
01:45:10,895 --> 01:45:14,334
- I'm sorry, ma'am! I'm confused,
but then hey, we're going to push!
- It's slippery! It's going down!
1375
01:45:14,438 --> 01:45:18,917
- But stop!
- Stop! No, but it’s going down!
- Get that out for me!
1376
01:45:31,001 --> 01:45:35,586
Grand Marnier! That's good
for pancakes, there is no reason
so that they don't like it!
1377
01:45:42,357 --> 01:45:47,462
- No, but, sir, deliveries are on the other side.
- Do I have a delivery head?
I am the owner of the Château d'Montmirail, you idiot of the Alps!
1378
01:45:48,816 --> 01:45:52,878
A-ah! I came to see Captain Batardet.
I was told at the gendarmerie that he was here...
Stupid!
1379
01:45:53,295 --> 01:45:59,336
Hey, Captain Batardet, I finally found you!
I come from the Middle Ages.
I have proof! Sorry, excuse me. I have proof!
1380
01:45:59,753 --> 01:46:02,463
- Who is this gentleman?
- It's Mr. Jacquard, the brother
from your husband's mechanic.
1381
01:46:02,567 --> 01:46:03,712
My respects, madam.
1382
01:46:04,129 --> 01:46:07,358
- Here, read this.
- What is this ?
- Ascabiol, to be applied with a brush!
1383
01:46:07,671 --> 01:46:08,505
It's scabies, old man.
1384
01:46:09,026 --> 01:46:11,734
This is proof that I'm scabby.
They've never seen someone so virulent in the hospital!
1385
01:46:12,358 --> 01:46:14,338
- But it’s very contagious, tell me!
- Terribly!
1386
01:46:14,963 --> 01:46:16,318
And I'm going to show it to you immediately.
1387
01:46:16,735 --> 01:46:18,296
Ah, it’s a brilliant family!
1388
01:46:18,505 --> 01:46:24,338
- Well, I'll let you accompany sir, Captain.
Please avoid rubbing shoulders with guests.
- Sorry, old man. Um, I'm not a dermatologist!
1389
01:46:24,963 --> 01:46:27,880
And where, where, where?
Where do you think I got that?
Or ? Or ? Or ?
1390
01:46:28,714 --> 01:46:31,213
In the damp prison of the castle,
in the Middle Ages.
1391
01:46:31,630 --> 01:46:34,861
And I'm sure it's this disgusting
Prosper the Puriner who gave it to me.
1392
01:46:35,070 --> 01:46:37,049
- Who ?
- Prosper the Puriner.
1393
01:46:37,361 --> 01:46:39,861
- Prosper the Puriner.
- You don't believe me?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
1394
01:46:40,173 --> 01:46:41,632
I'm a neat freak!
1395
01:46:42,049 --> 01:46:47,153
- Well, you still don't think,
that there is scabies in my “Relais and Châteaux”?
- Well, listen, old man, you're going home
at home, you spend your, e-eh...
1396
01:46:47,466 --> 01:46:49,863
“Scobiol” ... with a brush,
and everything will be back to normal.
1397
01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:52,986
- Ah, you can’t stop the Montmirails!
- Let me go! Lâ-lâ-lâ-lâ-lâ-lâ-let me go!
1398
01:46:53,507 --> 01:46:55,279
I really feel like you are
phony as a policeman, you.
1399
01:46:55,488 --> 01:46:59,653
Have you seen your kepi?
Have you seen your kepi?
Yeah ! Hmm ?
1400
01:47:00,279 --> 01:47:05,175
- Oh no, no, no!
- Drink, larva, otherwise I'll split you from top to bottom!
- Ah no, sir, have mercy!
1401
01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:09,343
Your destiny is there, polishing my weapons,
and to war for the glory of the Montmirail!
1402
01:47:09,864 --> 01:47:13,197
Your weapons? There's nothing for me
what a life of... peril and toil!
1403
01:47:13,509 --> 01:47:17,469
I risk my life in the peat,
where I must be careful not to
being trampled by horses,
1404
01:47:18,092 --> 01:47:19,655
and crushed under the masses of weapons.
1405
01:47:20,385 --> 01:47:21,426
I enjoyed serving you...
1406
01:47:21,634 --> 01:47:23,510
for you are noble and brave knight.
1407
01:47:23,823 --> 01:47:26,739
But I'd rather die by your sword
rather than go back there.
1408
01:47:27,886 --> 01:47:29,552
Don't come near me...
1409
01:47:30,073 --> 01:47:32,677
or I will be forced
to cut my throat.
1410
01:47:33,198 --> 01:47:35,282
Either ! I cannot bear your death.
1411
01:47:35,803 --> 01:47:38,095
God forgive me
to be so weak, but...
1412
01:47:38,614 --> 01:47:40,803
my blood is troubled by your plea.
1413
01:47:41,428 --> 01:47:42,679
Stay here, if you want.
1414
01:47:46,115 --> 01:47:47,261
What, sir?
1415
01:47:47,991 --> 01:47:49,658
Do you believe what you proclaim?
1416
01:47:54,762 --> 01:47:56,846
A-ah... It's pig droppings.
1417
01:47:57,472 --> 01:47:58,616
Ah! You are here!
1418
01:47:59,033 --> 01:48:01,638
Here! Taste this soup for me.
1419
01:48:01,846 --> 01:48:05,179
You will like it, Mr. Ouille,
It's full-bodied, just the way you like it.
1420
01:48:05,387 --> 01:48:08,305
To your health, Frapouille!
Long life with Ginette!
1421
01:48:08,721 --> 01:48:10,076
To your glory, sir!
1422
01:48:10,493 --> 01:48:11,744
To you and your descendants.
1423
01:48:12,888 --> 01:48:15,180
- You are a holy man.
- Of course.
1424
01:48:19,243 --> 01:48:21,118
It's spicy, your supple girl, my little girl.
1425
01:48:21,640 --> 01:48:23,202
It's a good smell!
1426
01:48:23,515 --> 01:48:26,014
Yes, I think it was successful.
1427
01:48:26,326 --> 01:48:31,015
Ah, and above all, don't say the formula
before [that] I come back with Dame Ginette.
Per Horus, and all that, all that...
1428
01:48:32,993 --> 01:48:34,869
Come on, I'm leaving you, my Jacquouille...
1429
01:48:35,182 --> 01:48:37,058
Before my little girl comes back
so as not to hurt her.
1430
01:48:37,892 --> 01:48:39,244
Farewell, Sir Godfrey.
1431
01:48:40,807 --> 01:48:41,849
Per Horus,
1432
01:48:43,308 --> 01:48:46,536
et per Râ, et per Solem Invictus... duceres...
1433
01:48:48,933 --> 01:48:50,392
Where is Jacquouille?
1434
01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:58,727
Listen, Lady Ginette! I have a soup here,
which your comrades really liked.
It has a great smell!
1435
01:48:59,141 --> 01:49:02,580
Drink quickly and after us
join Godfrey and
Mr. Ouille for the formula.
1436
01:49:03,830 --> 01:49:06,330
But it looks like garlic inhalation!
But it's disgusting!
1437
01:49:06,642 --> 01:49:09,559
Oh no, no, I will never drink this
shit, eh! And what else, eh?
1438
01:49:09,976 --> 01:49:12,684
Dame Ginette, but... but look
what have you done!
1439
01:49:13,934 --> 01:49:16,643
You are not invited to this wedding,
so go home or I'll
expel manu militari!
1440
01:49:16,956 --> 01:49:18,206
Mister Jacquard!
1441
01:49:18,728 --> 01:49:22,165
It’s her, she’s also a middle-aged person!
She’s this Jacquouille’s wife!
1442
01:49:22,686 --> 01:49:25,186
- Yes, of course, of course.
- But ask him for his papers,
you will see that she does not have any.
1443
01:49:25,499 --> 01:49:28,415
- Madam ! Madam ! Madam !
Please ! Madam ! Please !
- Madam !
1444
01:49:29,249 --> 01:49:30,082
What ?
1445
01:49:30,395 --> 01:49:31,229
Me ?
1446
01:49:32,583 --> 01:49:35,290
Excuse me, I'm sorry for you
bother but I would need to
calm sir to see your papers.
1447
01:49:35,603 --> 01:49:37,166
- Yes, come on, let's hurry!
- I didn't do anything!
1448
01:49:38,963 --> 01:49:40,002
So.
1449
01:49:40,498 --> 01:49:44,042
- Ginette Sarclay, born in Rungis.
Are these papers from the Middle Ages?
- No.
1450
01:49:46,126 --> 01:49:48,624
- Thank you [madam], and excuse us again.
- Oh, and can I leave?
1451
01:49:50,396 --> 01:49:56,229
But if they did not come from the Middle Ages,
Where have I been, huh?
Or ? Or ? But where? Where have I been?
1452
01:49:56,646 --> 01:49:58,731
- Let me go! Let go of my neck!
- Where have I been? Where have I been?
1453
01:50:00,813 --> 01:50:04,564
You're going to end up giving me the itch!
You drunk! Let me go!
1454
01:50:04,981 --> 01:50:08,105
- But are you going to answer me? ...
- Poivret!
1455
01:50:12,586 --> 01:50:15,606
here Béa, it is absolutely necessary
that I speak to the mage.
1456
01:50:16,023 --> 01:50:18,106
I'm out of potions.
Dame Ginette knocked her to the ground.
1457
01:50:18,523 --> 01:50:21,023
She doesn't like being flexible
with Grand Marnier that I cooked up.
1458
01:50:21,231 --> 01:50:24,045
- Did she put Grand Marnier in the potion?
- Did you use Grand Marnier?
1459
01:50:24,462 --> 01:50:25,504
Shouldn't it?
1460
01:50:26,649 --> 01:50:28,627
It's a disaster!
1461
01:50:46,964 --> 01:50:49,150
Oh, Sir, Sir! Wake up !
1462
01:50:50,088 --> 01:50:53,318
I am here, sir, I am here!
1463
01:50:54,150 --> 01:50:58,109
- Calamitas!
- We have not moved from place.
The enchanter has discomfited us again.
1464
01:50:59,464 --> 01:51:00,921
To death! To death!
1465
01:51:01,651 --> 01:51:04,151
- What is this clamor?
- But...
1466
01:51:05,298 --> 01:51:07,693
But what do all these villains want, sir?
1467
01:51:11,549 --> 01:51:13,841
I'll cut two, and the pack will calm down.
1468
01:51:14,360 --> 01:51:15,402
To the underground!
1469
01:51:15,714 --> 01:51:17,695
Barnabé will not be able to hold them indefinitely.
1470
01:51:18,737 --> 01:51:21,235
And you two there, don't just stand still,
take the trunks and follow us.
1471
01:51:21,860 --> 01:51:24,883
We need to join Brunswick's army.
Quickly ! Quick, let's go!
1472
01:51:25,195 --> 01:51:26,446
They stunned Barnabas!
1473
01:51:26,863 --> 01:51:27,902
The door gave way!
1474
01:51:28,632 --> 01:51:29,778
The door gave way!
1475
01:51:30,716 --> 01:51:32,905
The door has given way, sir!
1476
01:51:41,550 --> 01:51:46,447
- In what cursed era
have we fallen again?
- It's witchcraft! It's witchcraft!
1477
01:51:53,948 --> 01:51:56,447
No, but help me!
Wait for me!
1478
01:51:57,593 --> 01:51:58,947
You rascals!
1479
01:52:00,615 --> 01:52:01,759
Hola, Sir!
1480
01:52:02,593 --> 01:52:05,406
So what is it?
What are all these... all these hordes?
1481
01:52:08,426 --> 01:52:10,719
Hello ! Come on, you slackers over there!
1482
01:52:11,136 --> 01:52:13,845
Come lend a hand
to the revolution, sacred blue!
1483
01:52:15,614 --> 01:52:17,595
This way, the giant! Come on !
1484
01:52:18,324 --> 01:52:20,096
Come along, citizens!
1485
01:52:22,281 --> 01:52:26,763
Hola, sergeant, he's a ci-devant.
He is dressed like a crusader.
And this one has an English outfit.
1486
01:52:27,388 --> 01:52:32,596
- Raise your arms or I'll pierce your forehead!
- No more movement, Aristos, or you are dead!
- What if I weaken!
1487
01:52:45,826 --> 01:52:47,910
Don't shoot these English spies.
1488
01:52:52,701 --> 01:52:55,307
I want to question them myself
before sending them to the guillotine.
1489
01:52:57,285 --> 01:53:00,098
Come on, Jacquouillet, let’s not waste time!
Hoche awaits my instructions.
1490
01:53:00,827 --> 01:53:02,077
Yes, General Bonaparte.
1491
01:53:10,411 --> 01:53:15,723
- But what are these beggars?
- Bonaparte... and the terrible Jacquouillet,
the public accuser, come on!
1492
01:53:17,182 --> 01:53:18,328
Ugh, you beggars!
1493
01:53:22,807 --> 01:53:26,142
My good Jacquouille! You will have to be
very kind with this Jacquouillet.
1494
01:53:27,601 --> 01:53:33,225
- Oh, ugh! With this Jacquouillet is a skunk!
- This skunk is your fillot, idiot!
- It's my fillet!
1495
01:53:34,997 --> 01:53:41,977
Oh ! It's my fillet! Hello fillot!
Hello ! Hello ! It's my fillet!
Hello ! Hola fillot, hola!
1496
01:57:15,325 --> 01:57:18,348
Subtitles by: Vitaly (vipo) (Leningrad-Gush Dan).
Made by listening in slow motion, using existing French subtitles:
http://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/3879475/les-couloirs-du-temps-les-visiteurs-ii-fr
and transcript by Guillaume/William Broome:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-q0qIJ9VlPFTV9xSVpmY0hCbVU
http://www.commentcamarche.net/forum/affich-15043594-recherche-script-les-visiteurs
See some notes below in the text of this file.
Editing program: "Subtitle Edit".
1497
01:57:20,450 --> 01:57:21,492
Notes:
00h05m38.580s Mi-Carême: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi-Car%C3%AAme
00h56m26.080s Gault et Millaut: annual guide to hotels and restaurants
http://www.gaultmillau.fr (quality is measured in number of toques)
01h01m10.580s L'estafette ! : The Renault Estafette is a small front-wheel drive van
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault_Estafette)
01h07m26.880s Pascal Sevran - French TV presenter and author: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal_Sevran
01h07m30.880s lnfoRoute http://www.infotrafic.com/
01h07m36.580s The little girl, La Balue:
(https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fillette, https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_de_la_Balue)
01h36m59.980s La digue du cul: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Digue_du_cul
http://www.chansons-paillardes.net/chansons_paillardes/Breviaire-paillardes/Les_Paroles/DigueDuCul.html
01h37m44.080s Bertrand du Guesclin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_du_Guesclin
01h39m30.380s Scoubidou:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoubidou
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoubidou_(song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nZxOINYxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqToNqhBLKE
01h42m33.180s Relais and Châteaux: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relais_%26_Ch%C3%A2teaux
01h45m24.480s Rungis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rungis